Category Archives: Humor

RECENT MILITARY AND VETERANS’ WEDDINGS

Always Johnny on the spot with a camera, eagle-eyed member Randy sends us these memorable weddings that Veterans and active military personnel recorded for posterity. For lack of anything else to describe some of them, all I can say is … Continue reading

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MISS BEATRICE–WOMENS ARMY CORPS

 Miss Beatrice, a Womens Army Corps Veteran from the second World War, was the church organist. She was in her late eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her … Continue reading

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vA WATER COOLERS AT ORLANDO HR CONFERENCE

This just in from an AFGE union member and photographer who works for the Central Office. He wishes to remain anonymous but forwarded this picture he took of the water cooler in the atrium where they were holding their cheese tasting: … Continue reading

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SEPTEMBER PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS

A few of the good ones I receive from you: Thank goodness we got that straight. Thanks Tom.

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Quotes that made me smile today

These classic quotes are still fun.  (Mencken’s quote reminded me of the continuing ILP greenhouse saga.) At my age flowers scare me. George Burns What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? George Carlin I … Continue reading

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NEW NAVY T-SHIRT RULES

While this may be a NAVOPS release, I’m sure it will receive wide dissemination by AF and Army unit commanders in short order. Our eye in the sky over SWA spotted this and sent it in: U.S.  Navy Directive 16134 … Continue reading

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AN INSPIRATIONAL STORY

I want to share this with you because some feel I am cold, callous and uncaring. I was once asked to play in a golf tournament. My handicap is like 67 and I’m sooo not tournament material. Usually these are … Continue reading

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THE ARROGANCE OF AUTHORITY

Member Robert of California fame sends us this immortal joke. I love it. A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The … Continue reading

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DEER IN CAMP

I used to hunt with some guys who were like VSOs and mortally terrified of breaking even the most inconsequential rules. Things such as whether you shot a spike or a doe during high buck, 3-point or better season. It’s not like … Continue reading

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SENIOR MOTEL MOMENT

  Last week, she checked into a motel on her 65th birthday and she was a bit lonely. She thought, “I’ll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.” She looked through … Continue reading

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