Category Archives: Humor

TIS THE SEASON

For us hunter/gatherer types, humor comes in slightly perverted terms. 31Bravo shares this with us. I, for one, am chagrined that I didn’t think of it first. Which is not to say I can’t plagiarize it and be the first … Continue reading

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VA PAPERLESS CLAIMS UPDATE

This just in from the vA Central office. Va has just purchased 5 of these nifty Binford® commercial paperless claims processing devices for each VARO. Simply enter the claims in at the top and hit the power button. Eco-green friendly … Continue reading

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MARRY RON IN SIX MONTHS

Veteran Ralph is lying on his death bed at the VAMC.  He has suffered long with numerous Agent Orange diseases and has fought doggedly for service connection for decades. His wife sits on the edge of the bed holding his … Continue reading

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ALMOST A VET

Great humor. Dude, like I was gonna serve, you know and like, wow, there it was-an opportunity to be like, you know, a pizza delivery guy. How could I pass that up? It was like. you know, fate calling me.  I was … Continue reading

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THE PROFESSIONAL NATURE OF NURSES

Veteran Fred arrived for his scheduled appointment with the Yellow Team. After the B/P, temperature check, depression check, and weigh-in, he returned to the waiting room and thumbed through old magazines. As usual, thirty minutes after his scheduled appointment, he … Continue reading

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EINSTEIN WAS RIGHT–IDIOTS’ DELIGHT

  Albert Einstein: “I fear the day when the technology overlaps with our                                              humanity. The world will only … Continue reading

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SIX DAYS LEFT TO VOTE

With six days left, I couldn’t resist. This came to me from brownwater Jimbo. That’s what he calls bourbon. He was also brownwater Navy but we don’t hold that against him. This is not a political endorsement of any kind. … Continue reading

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LORRIE AND STEVE

Lorrie and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small  reproductive organ. After examining the child, the … Continue reading

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MILITARY VEHICLE ORIGINS

I guess you always wondered about these things.

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JOIN THE NAVY

This wasn’t produced in my era. We looked at it with a more simplistic attitude. We knew what the Army would be. We knew what the Navy and Marines would be. That left the Air Force as the only civilized … Continue reading

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