Category Archives: Humor

TENNESSEE BREATHALIZER

Posted on December 26, 2012 by asknod

Member Cal spotted this one. I was pulled over twice this way and both times managed to convince the cop not to haul me in. It was back in the era just prior to breathalyzers, of course. This true story … Continue reading →

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CHRISTMAS JOKES PART DEUX

Posted on December 21, 2012 by asknod

From Firebase Richard we get the latest snow humor.

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OH, GOODY. THE FIRST CHRISTMAS JOKE

Posted on December 20, 2012 by asknod

From member Cal. This is good. Three Veterans  died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. ‘In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’ … Continue reading →

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THE LATEST HICKEYGRAM

Posted on December 20, 2012 by asknod

In what appears to be a humorous stab at Christmas cheer, Under Secretary for Veterans Benefits Alison A. Hickey prematurely announced that in addition to ratings (and denials) handed out this December, all mailings of the “Big Brown Envelope” will … Continue reading →

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AND GOD SO LOVED MAN…

Posted on December 20, 2012 by asknod

This, from my dearest Cupcake via one of her agents. It sounds like something Gaea would do.

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NOT THE SAME ELEPHANT

Posted on December 20, 2012 by asknod

Member Jimster (Brownwater Canoe Club) sends us this must read touching story. I always appreciate the send-ins from all of you but Christmas is always a special time to share these true, heart-warming tales… In 1986, LT. (JG) Peter Davies … Continue reading →

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G-rated humor 2

Posted on December 19, 2012 by Laura

Misc. silliness from the around the Web. Questions without answers If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Why is “abbreviation” such a long word? … Continue reading →

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EXTROVERT SNOWMEN

Posted on December 12, 2012 by asknod

Don’t you just hate show offs? Now the snowmen are trying to get into the act. Kabuki snowman theatre. Kabuki Theatre for attorneys

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KENYA PROBLEMS

Posted on December 10, 2012 by asknod

I’m in a quandary. Apparently my long-lost uncle who went down in the forties (after his ship sank with all hands due to German submarines) has surfaced in Mozmbique. Or, more exactly, his housekeeper has contacted me to let me … Continue reading →

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TRICKS OF THE TRADE.

Posted on December 7, 2012 by asknod

People compliment me on my ability to remember things. This is a man secret I’m going to let you guys in on. Gather round. When planning auspicious events like weddings, divorces, and babies (if you’re really good at it), might I suggest … Continue reading →

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