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NEW ARMY MEDAL

In what was widely hailed as a foregone conclusion, Secretary of Defense Leon “the pants” Panetta announced the Army will be creating a new medal to honor those who refrain from shooting back at Afghan soldiers engaged in “blue on … Continue reading

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MARINE DENNIS FRANZ

Sometimes we fail to look around us and really see those who walk by. There are many who served– some who damn near didn’t make it back. Here’s one you’d least expect. Lawdog Bob sent me this. That’s strange because … Continue reading

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BERNIE MADOFF-CHINESE MONEYBAG STYLE

Ah, the fabled pyramid of Mr. Ponzi fame. Here’s the innocuous, passive model from Paul and his charming wife. Wondering when you were going to get that big payoff from VA? Well, wonder no more, pilgrim. Take the chance out … Continue reading

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FROM THE FACEBOOK

I love farm signs. They’re so expressive.

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STARDUST TONIGHT WITH PATRICIA

I have been invited to Stardust Radio tonight (1600 L [PDT]) or 1900L for those of you in the  Eastern Ethanol Production Zone. Rick Townsend is the Host and Patricia Lupole , our able spokesperson and inventor of askNod will be the … Continue reading

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YOUR FAVORITE CHIA PETS

Just in time for Christmas at a vARO near you. Free with the upload of your E-526 filing.  That’s right, Vets. You heard me. Get yours before they’re all gone. Yes, you’ll be the hit of the season with your … Continue reading

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TIS THE SEASON

For us hunter/gatherer types, humor comes in slightly perverted terms. 31Bravo shares this with us. I, for one, am chagrined that I didn’t think of it first. Which is not to say I can’t plagiarize it and be the first … Continue reading

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DR. PHIL–SOMEWHERE A VILLAGE IS MISSING ITS IDIOT

Okay. the burning question sits on our collective lips. Did aspiring singer Tim Poe, recently of America’s Got Talent, lie to the nation about his alleged “injuries” in Afstan and Iraqistan? Was it the RPG that broke his back in … Continue reading

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VNN ON VETERANS

Shawn sends us this Veterans News Now article. I should put them on twitter. This is a great article but I don’t buy all the statistics. I see 27 million Vets according to all that’s available. No shocking statistics on the incredible … Continue reading

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US ARMY–LOST RECORDS AGAIN

Gee. And here we thought they might have learned something after the wonderful record-keeping we had in Vietnam. Well, actually they did. They learned it’s far better to lose them or just not even bother to create them in the first place. … Continue reading

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