This just in from member Tombo, one of the toughest Marines in the Tonkin Bath Tub. It’s extremely difficult to keep a straight face regardless your political stripe. Strive to keep a passive demeanor for PC? Or laugh until it hurts behind your ears because it’s true.

DONATIONS

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations.”

“How much is everyone giving, on an average?” the driver asks.

The man replies, “Roughly a gallon.”