EMAILS FROM DC


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This just in from member , and now neighbor, Mark. In hopes of garnering support for our gallant, courageous cause, he opted to email the Big Guy with the buck stops here on his desk asking him how long it would be before this is resolved.  

 

He got back:

Subject: Good News regarding VA backlog

نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيست نقش ديوار و چشم
ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگر رفت سايه. ر رفت
نور اگر رفت سايه پيدا نيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگر رفت سايه. ررفت ديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگر رفت سايه پيدانيست نقش ديوار و چشمخيره ماسايه

ديوار و چشم خيره ما نقش سايه دگر نمي دان نور اگر رفت سايه پيدانيست نقش ديوار و چشم خيرهماپيدا

نيست نقش

I don’t know about Mark but I think this may be good news. I’m sending off for my free thirty day trial of Rosetta Stone in Arabic. I’m also on his speed dial so if he gets an update I’ll publish it.

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3 Responses to EMAILS FROM DC

  1. mark says:

    Yep thats what it said all right

  2. I have interpreted what this says:

    “Dear Veterans:
    We are sorry that we are unable to reduce the backlog while maintaining our high standards of Executive Bonus Structure. (EBS). If we were able to maintain our high standards for EBS, and still complete the backlog, we would do so, but there just is not enough time in the day to calculate Veterans compensation AND Executive compensation bonuses. So, we have to forego Veterans compensation and put extra employees on calculating VA bonuses so that employees can enjoy an extra large swimming pool. Surely you understand…Signed General Spinseki”

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