Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

Helping Homeland Security Agents

Posted on January 27, 2012 by asknod

While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River . He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a … Continue reading →

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Dupont Spinners

Posted on January 24, 2012 by asknod

When I first arrived at Udorn Thani Royal Thai Air base in May 1970, my chaperone Ron (NLN) introduced me into how to make extra money. Nobody kept track of M-26s.  Why would you? Hand grenades were a dime a dozen … Continue reading →

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INFO FOR SINGLE MALE VETS

Posted on January 20, 2012 by asknod

Things have been piling up on my desk and I haven’t been keeping up. My wife handed me this and told me to post it weeks ago because she felt it was hugely important for older Vets who are thinking … Continue reading →

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DOGS V. PARROTS

Posted on January 20, 2012 by asknod

In 1979, when my first wife decided my brain was hopelessly bent from too much fun in the sun in Southeast Asia, I decided to get a parrot. She had taken the dogs and wasn’t giving mine back. I reasoned … Continue reading →

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Global Warming

Posted on January 20, 2012 by asknod

The latest NOAA results are in. Seattle (and Gig Harbor, by extension) are getting colder each year. This won’t do. I’ve started burning garbage outdoors and feeding all manner of junk food to my barn animals to promote flatulence  and … Continue reading →

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FALLEN ANGELS

Posted on January 17, 2012 by asknod

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said:  Two Prostitutes – $50.00. A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them, and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to … Continue reading →

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More Footlocker Stuff

Posted on January 16, 2012 by asknod

A member asked me if I still had my shot records from service. I said I didn’t. I lied. They were in between my helmet and my liner and they fell out when I felt compelled to separate them recently … Continue reading →

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FIGHTER PILOT HUMOR

Posted on January 9, 2012 by asknod

 British Royal Air Force Typhoon pilot flies up to the back door of a C-130 (Hercules) for a photo opportunity. He radios “how much closer do you want me?”   Photographer radios back “How close can you get?”  At this point, the … Continue reading →

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Agent B Update

Posted on January 7, 2012 by asknod

Well, to no one’s surprise the VA opted to adopt the first rules promulgated in the Federal Register on January 13, 2011 on Agent B. AB will be service connected for Vietnam Vets with documented proof of “boots on the … Continue reading →

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From the Footlocker–Divorce Reception

Posted on December 31, 2011 by asknod

While you are warming your feet in front of a fire somewhere tonight, listening to the crackle of the wood, have a laugh on this. I have told you how I have an irrepressible humor about all things sacred. Here … Continue reading →

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