Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

Rainmaker Jokes

Posted on April 28, 2012 by asknod

Member Cal sent me this pearl this morning. I love good humor that involves gambling or guns. Liquor used to be included but I find no humor in not being allowed to drink.  The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him … Continue reading →

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Phone From Hell

Posted on April 21, 2012 by asknod

Member Cal sent me this. No, he’s not from Californicatia. That’s his Christian name. Not Calvert or Calvin. Just plain old Cal. I didn’t buy that so  I asked to check his birth certificate, too. He refused just like they … Continue reading →

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PICTURE=1K WORDS

Posted on April 20, 2012 by asknod

Member Jim sends me this in the morning’s inbox. I have no comments on the appropriateness or political aspersions this might engender. I see it as no more than a natural progression of a governmental snafu that wasn’t handled very … Continue reading →

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The Alchemy Of Turning Baht Into Greenbacks

Posted on April 19, 2012 by asknod

Back in January of this year I posted an entertaining blurb about fishing with hand grenades. It’s far easier that it sounds if one is careful. https://asknod.wordpress.com/2012/01/24/dupont-spinners/ At the end I mentioned the irascible problem of converting local currencies (Kip … Continue reading →

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Happy Endings

Posted on April 19, 2012 by asknod

Member Jim contributed this gem. As I know him personally, I know this fate did not befall him. Nevertheless, it’s food for thought if you get your walking papers… On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates … Continue reading →

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True Love–Kitty Style

Posted on April 12, 2012 by asknod

I have written of my new found mouser who rolled in last Labor Day. Ambush is now a dog as she only has dogs for friends and role models. This hasn’t dissuaded her from her cat roots. In an effort … Continue reading →

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My Summary Of Wisdom to 2012

Posted on April 11, 2012 by asknod

This is what I have absorbed and firmly believe, having attained the ripe old age of sixty one. On the off chance I do not make it to sixty two, I thought it prudent to share with you now. Some are burning … Continue reading →

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ONCE UPON A TIME

Posted on April 10, 2012 by asknod

Once upon a time at a little cottage on Vermont Ave. NW, there lived a VASEC who told some of the biggest whoppers for miles around. He had more stories about how the VA was going to get better- just … Continue reading →

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Road Rage–African Style

Posted on April 9, 2012 by asknod

Have you ever run into an Elephant having a bad hair day? These unfortunates did.

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SATURDAY’S WANING THOUGHT

Posted on April 7, 2012 by asknod

 We married men should be allowed to put our shortcomings aside. There is absolutely nothing to be gained by two people in the same household remembering all this and one digressing on it constantly.

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