Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

BRAIN ANEURYSMS

Posted on January 11, 2013 by asknod

On the subject of Mrs. Clinton’s recent blood clot in her brain …   It’s facepage. What can I do? Unfriend him?

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I MUST BE A LESBIAN

Posted on January 8, 2013 by asknod

Ah, yes. Member and latest winner in the VA lottery Tombo, now proudly sporting close to a 200% rating sends us this priceless study in personality. An old Navy pilot sat down in Starbucks still wearing his old Navy flight … Continue reading →

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2012 in review

Posted on January 7, 2013 by asknod

The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: 19,000 people fit into the new Barclays Center to see Jay-Z perform. This blog was viewed about 80,000 times in 2012. If it were … Continue reading →

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VA ANNOUNCES PAPERLESS SYSTEM IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER

Posted on January 7, 2013 by asknod

In an exciting development, the Veterans Administration announced that the paperless system enshrined at 12 “test VAROs” was working extremely well.  Under Secretary Allison “chipmunk” Hickey, in her latest Hickeygram, illustrated for reporters how this worked. Everyone was invited outside for … Continue reading →

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PROGNOSTICATION AND GROUNDHOGS.

Posted on January 2, 2013 by asknod

No, this doesn’t entail Ouija boards or chicken bones. Nary a tea leaf was harmed in the production of this joke. Member Randy, who now lives in a “Marijuana state” like me, sent this in. That doesn’t mean he was … Continue reading →

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WORKING AROUND COBRAS

Posted on December 28, 2012 by asknod

Along about August of 1971, A buddy and I were tasked with cleaning out the ICS warehouse at T-11 upcountry (where we called home). ICS was the Intercontinental Communications System or something like that. It’s been too long to remember. … Continue reading →

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PRICELESS FACEBOOK

Posted on December 27, 2012 by asknod

This is why I get up in the morning. My kind of humor.  

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TENNESSEE BREATHALIZER

Posted on December 26, 2012 by asknod

Member Cal spotted this one. I was pulled over twice this way and both times managed to convince the cop not to haul me in. It was back in the era just prior to breathalyzers, of course. This true story … Continue reading →

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CHRISTMAS JOKES PART DEUX

Posted on December 21, 2012 by asknod

From Firebase Richard we get the latest snow humor.

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OH, GOODY. THE FIRST CHRISTMAS JOKE

Posted on December 20, 2012 by asknod

From member Cal. This is good. Three Veterans  died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. ‘In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’ … Continue reading →

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