Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

TODAY’S FACEPAGE WINNER

Posted on December 21, 2013 by asknod

Dennis “pop” Smoke wins this one hands down today. Humor is what makes the world turn in my tortured mind. A life without humor would be very dull indeed. Thanks Smoke.

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A LEGEND IN HER OWN MIND

Posted on December 16, 2013 by asknod

April 2012—Congressman Filner, you have my word that we’ll have this backlog under control by 2015. We now have the tools and the finances to implement the Secretary’s directives.   July 2013—Congressman Miller, The new VBMS, which converts files over to electronic format, … Continue reading →

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2 SQUIDS IN A LIFEBOAT

Posted on December 16, 2013 by asknod

Shortly after an Al Quaeda wrecking crew sank their destroyer near the Straits of Hormuz, two gentlemen of the Naval persuasion were floating in their lifeboat awaiting rescue. Bob, from Georgia( and an avowed optimist), found what appeared to be … Continue reading →

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PUNKIN CHUNKIN’ AT THE NOD RANCH

Posted on December 13, 2013 by asknod

Always wondering why I have pumpkins growing all over the pasture in spring. Seems the animals redistribute the seeds. Like Grampa said- “Them fellers are your bread and butter for fertilizer. Always prime the pump and you’ll get your due.” … Continue reading →

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VA ROLLS OUT NEW FDD PROGRAM

Posted on December 9, 2013 by asknod

 Today,VA Under Secretary for Undeserved Benefits Allison “In Wonderland” Hickey announced a new, exciting concept in VA claims intended to “wipe out the backlog as we know it”. Called the Fully Developed Denial, the expedited process will allow Veterans to advance through the complicated … Continue reading →

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THE NEW (OLD) SOLDIER

Posted on December 8, 2013 by asknod

 New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I’m too old to track down terrorists. You can’t be older than 42 to join the military. They’ve got the whole thing … Continue reading →

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FACE HUMOR AGAIN

Posted on December 3, 2013 by asknod

Time life is coming out with their new book on Teaching Your Old Cat New Tricks. You probably don’t want to miss this one. Hundreds of new ways to get Fluffy to dance and even retrieve like a Labrador. A … Continue reading →

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GEN. MOSES & THE PONTOON BRIDGE

Posted on December 1, 2013 by asknod

From the seasonally festive Battle Creek Law Offices of Law Bob Courtpants comes this endearing Army version of the story. I had no idea. It’s from a former Airborne weenie, so you have to take it with a grain a … Continue reading →

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T-DAY FOOD STORIES

Posted on November 27, 2013 by asknod

Every year I contribute some whiney complaint about the world and VA. This year is different. I feel positively ebullient so I will tell stories of my former life. The first concerns rotten butter. If you smoke cigarettes, you really … Continue reading →

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TURKEY FACEPAGE

Posted on November 27, 2013 by asknod
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