BVA– Internet Articles = No Service connection

Here is a classic example of what not to do. Even though this widow has a law dog, the approach is all wrong. You can submit evidence until the dump truck breaks down from the excessive load to the front door of 810 Vermont Ave. NW and it will get you no  closer to SC. You can submit like cases of BVA and Single Judge decisions from the CAVC and the same will ensue. Absent a true and  coherent nexus letter , your efforts will not avail you. Here, the widow is doubly disenfranchised as her husband, a combat Veteran, cannot speak from the grave to describe the blood exposure he undoubtedly experienced.

Take this to the bank when filing your claim regardless the circumstances. Amassing large quantities of articles about HCV clinics in India and contamination of jetguns  in a Pakistani weight loss clinic in 1998 will not get you there.

http://www.va.gov/vetapp11/Files4/1132480.txt

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BVA–TRANSPLANT= SC FROM JETGUNS

Here’s a classic jet gun win with nexus letters to go with it. What is notable is that the doctor writing the nexus is also the transplant surgeon and uses the trnasplant as prima facie evidence that the infection is 30-40 + years old. This places it squarely in the time frame when the Vet got his jetgun innoculations. This, Veterans, is the ticket to a good letter in my book. Metavir scoring , Childs-Pugh or any other that shows the disease is extremely advanced is an indicator no one argues with any more. One simply cannot “hurry up” the infection by drinking or doing drugs post service.. Once you get it, it is a linear progression of approximately 10 years per stage from 0-4. Thus, 40 years (2002) is smack dab at the start of this fellow’s induction in 1966. Okay, to be terribly anal, its thirty six years.  This is excellent evidence for any of you who are post transplant.

http://www.va.gov/vetapp11/Files5/1142926.txt

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NEW VA HEPATITIS DISABILITY QUESTIONNAIRE

VA just released this and a bunch more the other day. This is the one for Hepatitis.

http://www.vba.va.gov/pubs/forms/VBA-21-0960G-5-ARE.pdf

This is the list for all the questionnaires:

http://benefits.va.gov/TRANSFORMATION/dbqs/ListByCondition.asp

 

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BVA– More Magical Disappearances

This morning, I decided to write down all the numbers and amounts of Hepatitis claims to hang on the bulletin board in front of me. This would allow me to watch the quantities change or jump around. I started with 2011, because that is what pops up first. You can see this when you click on BVA decisions above.

I wrote them all down. Yesterday or late Friday night, the BVA uploaded the last of 2012 or the majority. The number was 20, 537  of 668,105 claims appealed. This morning the number was  16,356. That’s odd. So I clicked back to 2010 and there were only 1,508.  2009 was 1417 and so on. So I gather there is a major epidemic afoot and I’m planning on letting the CDC in Atlanta know it. Even if the figure is 16K+, that’s a major uptick from 1508 in case anyone is math-challenged. And the kicker is that apparently there wasn’t one single claim appealed for Hep in 2003. Numbers are our friend.  I’ll keep you posted (get it?) Posted? Never mind.

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BVA–BUILDING A CLAIM? HIRE THE CARPENTER

Before I begin, I wish to inform Miss Manners, who excoriated me for my incorrect capitalization of “Veterans” in the middle of a sentence, that it is my habit to do so. For your edification, I do this because we are the only ones (8%) who seem to feel it is their duty to keep people free-not just ours.  Most volunteered for the privilege. I gather you didn’t. Veterans, with a capital V, are the idiots who get blamed when the bombs don’t fall where they were intended to, when there is “collateral damage” (civilians), or on the off chance, when someone is “terminated with prejudice” as we used to say. Veterans, with a capital V, are the ones who occasionally get maimed or killed engaged in playing cowboys and indians.  However, veterans with a small v-perchance are those who have worked at GM for ten or more years. They are all honorable veterans of whatever endeavor they set themselves to, and are often quite adept at it. What they will never do is rise to the level of Veterans, and so I shall continue to commit this grammatical error. That’s all I have to say about that.

As much as I exhort  fellow members to engage the enemy in hand-to-hand combat, when circumstances find you needing a leagle beagle,  there are few with more legal acumen than the gentleman defending this Vet.  Mr. Carpenter needs no introduction as I have written several times of his finesse.

As BVA decisions are woefully incomplete, the names of these claimants are not available. We only discover their gender in the rare place where they divulge it via a pronoun.  I take literary license to substitute one where it entertains. Here, I won’t.

This gentleman, a Vet, stands tall in his shoes. If he enlisted in 1971 and still saw service in Vietnam, you have to know it was an unsafe, unsettled time.  We were busy retreating  (advancing in a different direction) from the dear old RVN. The fact that the Vet became homesick and went back into battle almost 17 years later (and was burned) tells us much more.  He may have been a weekend warrior. I can hear that one coming.  If he was 18 when he enlisted in 1971, that made him a 37 year old in the Nasty Guard-hardly a couch potato.

He arrived in DC on appeal asking for a ratings increase on three items and SC for the Hep. He’ll take home what’s behind door number 3-  Uncle Victor’s cookie jar. SC for hep will be the moneymaker here for this gentleman. Scars are like Tinnitus and hemorrhoids. You don’t die from them and VA ratings top out at low percentages.

Our Veteran friend also has some “imperial entanglements” here in the form of drug abuse issues. I suspect if it were  sniffing glue, some parallel argument would be substituted that was equally damning. What is of interest to me is how this is evolving. Obviously, due to VA law, Mr. Carpenter didn’t stroll in off the street at the RO and offer his services. The Veteran had to lose first, which is asinine, but that is a subject for another day.

What happened is the Vet probably did a little homework and knew that the Indochinese peninsula was crawling with every kind of Hep on earth-and thriving, too. He offered as much in testimony. As a combat Veteran (the burns, I would assume), his testimony is gold. Therefore, the after-service negative history has to be couched in polite terms. The VA examiner wants to accord this guy proper respect. The Certified Bedpan-Changing Nurse CBCN)  providing the VA’s nexus very carefully  segues into the drug hanky panky, but immediately seeks sanctuary in…

the issue of etiology of hepatitis C could not 
be resolved without resort to speculation.

Enter the cabinet maker/builder. This Vet would be toast without him. He convinces the Judge to remand this for a real opinion. As luck would have it, they got an assistant  professor of gastroenterology. This guy works over at the VAMC in a sharing arrangement from Duke University’s medical program. VA likes to do this. They don’t hire the doc full time per se. He is paid by Duke but his practice is probably exclusive to the VAMC. He cannot be suborned. VA doesn’t own him. Being knowledgeable about all things Hepatitis, he writes the truth on the magic paper…

The VHA physician stated that the Veteran was part 
of the group of Veterans who carried the highest 
risk for infection with hepatitis C.  The Veteran, 
via shared razors, was noted to have "blood 
exposure" in Vietnam.  The physician opined that 
while intravenous drug abuse, which had been noted 
in earlier parts of the medical history, would be 
a greater risk for hepatitis C than the Vietnam 
blood exposure of Gulf War burns, he conceded that 
there was conflict in the record.  Accordingly, 
in full understanding of both the in-service 
history and the later drug abuse, the physician 
stated that the record was sufficient to show 
that it was at least as likely as not that 
current hepatitis C was caused as a result of 
military service. 

I certainly won’t ask why no one obtained a liver biopsy to show a Stage 3, Grade 3 liver. That would have sealed the deal as to whether it was pre or post service . Had this Vet attained it post 1991, the Stage would be 1 or early 2. Fortunately, you only need one fact to win, so its immaterial here. Since he’s  a Veteran of two wars, I would trust the guy to tell the truth. He apparently self-reported the other negative evidence.

Thus, although this Vet’s post-service risks are great, he gets the benefit of the doubt-something that wouldn’t have happened if the Kenster hadn’t been there to make sure he didn’t get screwed. Having a law dog there with you tells Uncle Victor one thing and one thing only. There is no doubt that you are headed to 625 Indiana Ave. NW if the decision is adverse.

If you knew you were preparing to engage in a legal skirmish with Ken, you’d look at the cards more closely- and perhaps choose to fold.  A good nexus from a VA source that couldn’t be compromised certainly wasn’t what VA expected, either.

I have pointed out the new legal epiphany which VA has used for years off and on. They have started employing it more and more on the Hep claims recently because they’re running out of ammo to defend this. Remember, before Groves v. Peake (2008) VA examiners could “opine” and say “the hep in service appears to have been acute (infectious) whereas the hep he has now is C”? PCR testing put a fork in that. If it wasn’t tested and it was called “hep” in 1970, then it’s still hep today and BOTD says its HCV. However, in the new denial process (post PCR), trying to figure all this out causes consternation and a fear they may get it wrong. Rather than deny the Vet, they leave it purposefully vague and unattainable as in the phrase above. I think it’s on Page 1069 in the M-21-A1.

When all else fails, claim speculation. The phrase to be
employed should closely resemble this: "It's simply too 
speculative for the examiner and it gives him a migraine"

Mr. Vet loses on three 10%ers and wins the big one. Mr. Carpenter catches the next flight back to Topeka and they all go to Heaven in a little row boat. Cool or what?

http://www.va.gov/vetapp11/Files4/1136090.txt

The teaching moment here is when you’re standing at the mailbox looking at your shiny new decision and you see the word “speculative”, it’s time to lawyer up unless you have some powerful evidence you haven’t sent in yet.

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BVA– WHEN CUE ISN’T

From the Biggest little RO in the World (Reno) comes this little gem. Yes, it comes down from DC, granted, but it originated in the fertile minds of those funny guys in the back Room in Reno.

Johnny Law was a cop in the Army and had some imperial entanglements afterwards  of the drug kind. The boy came down with a dose of the Dragon and filed for SC. Reno sleuths took the story hook, line and sinker. They did the etch-a-sketch nexus and presto! SC for Hep with blood exposure and other cop risks. This was 2003. They granted in 2004.

The rater must have had a nagging suspicion he stepped on his necktie or a superior finally and belatedly got around to reading the thing he signed several years earlier. The defecation contacted the rotary oscillator and the rater was called in for a “pep talk”.

The Chinese Fire Drill was announced and VA  inveigled Johnny back in for a new Dog and Pony show. Nothing had changed medically speaking. He still had the bug and the risks were what they were. Well, this just couldn’t stand. The same VA rater redid the prior rating over and came to the new, revised and VA-directed nexus of willful misconduct and drug risks. Repair order? Take his rating away and declare it was CUE from the get go. Since the same rater was just rearranging the same guy’s rating to comport with the new reality, it really wasn’t all that wrong-perhaps more of a ” reality readjustment” . Johnny and the AMLEGs took this up to Judge Parker and he took a gander at it.

CUE is very unique. In order make Johnny walk the plank, they had to show that the result-a “holding” they had adjudicated- was undebatably wrong and would have manifestly have come out different but for the error. It didn’t.  All they had was two equally subjective and opposite decisions. One had been made 8 years ago and a new one that VA wanted to use as the right one was still wet ink on the paper. Parker rightfully reasoned that VA hadn’t made their case by showing a different outcome would have ensued. At best, it was in equipoise, but we don’t do benefit of the doubt at the CUE party. Result ? Christians 5, Lions 0.

When the last signature is on the paper, its too late to change your mind. VA would like to believe their rules are for us.Parker turned the tables and simply held VA to the same standard. Wow. Totally new concept.

http://www.va.gov/vetapp11/Files5/1143804.txt

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NOVA INC. vs. SECRETARY OF VETERANS AFFAIRS

TAKE YOUR PROTEIN PILL

AND PUT YOUR HELMET ON

The National Organization of Veterans Advocates et al versus Secretary of Veterans Affairs was issued yesterday. It went up on the rocks just as the Costa Concordia last week . I don’t think its a case of NOVA failing to present it well, either. There’s more at work here and I believe its politically driven.

The new regulation, or revision of the old one, was to 38 CFR § 3.304(f)(3). It all sounded so good on paper when first proposed. From now on, PTSD stressor requirements would be relaxed and it would be easier to prove one. Delving further into the proposed changes was like looking at the inner workings of Obamacare. The difference was that opponents were voicing concerns before it was passed rather than after.  One onerous proposal of paramount importance was the new requirement that all these PTSD determinations would henceforth be conducted by the VA! That would be the same VA that is hopelessly years behind in every department, be it medical or benefits related.

After much commentary, conjecture and consternation, the VA elected to leave the new regulation as proposed and ignored the pleas of interested parties such as the plethora who joined this action. VA decided not to extend the rule to encompass private psychologists and psychiatrists because PTSD diagnoses are “particularly complex”. These same soothsayers would be required to adduce further by reading chicken entrails to divine the “forensic” determination as to whether the Vet actually had PTSD as measured by the claimed stressor. No more searching for a stressor and providing the “aha!” moment. No siree. Doctors would now determine this and then employ Ouija board techniques to confirm their findings.

One of the bedrock principles of our claims process where combat Vets are concerned, has always revolved around 38 USC § 1154(b) which gives great credence to lay testimony by same. If the testimony isn’t inherently incredible and is not rebutted by evidence, then it is considered admissible without further ado.  It appears that statute is headed for the burnpile.

VA claims they have enlightened reasoning for this rules change. Please keep your rude outbursts to yourself until I’m finished. Low, guttural laughter will be permitted unless it distracts. VA contends that their personnel are better suited to this endeavour because:

1) VA practitioners are given specific instruction on how to conduct PTSD examinations, including guidance materials and a certification process.

2) VA reviews the quality of its practitioners’ examinations, including taking steps to address identifiable problems with feedback and training.

3) VA provides VA associated practitioners with the veterans’ claims folders in connection with all mental-disorder examinations, including PTSD examinations

4)  VA noted that limiting the rule to VA associated practitioners would “ensure standardization and consistency.”

The above reasons were followed up with this paraphrased statement-presumably delivered with a straight face:

The consistency would be a product of both the large number of PTSD examinations performed by VA practitioners and the review of those examinations by the
VA. Because the VA does not control the quality of private practitioners’ examinations, it could not ensure, manage, or develop the same level of quality and consistency. For these reasons, the VA opted to leave the rule as proposed.

Without delving an inch deeper into this, let’s survey what we already know. A certification process? Isn’t that what doctors go through for 8+ years? Are we to assume VA is now going to hire the “best of the best” for McDonalds wages? At present, we are already subject to the Doogie Howser syndrome.  I might point out as an aside that they better plan on hiring a shit ton of new doctors (which they can ill afford) because, by  commandeering this responsibility, they are going to create lines right out the front door like your worst Day-after-Thanksgiving sales nightmare. As for guidance materials, I have a suspicion it will be a thesaurus for all the synonyms  of “less likely than more likely” or “not as least as likely as not”. VA denials were always a semantic art form. I can’t wait to see the new ones enhanced by “guidance materials”.

The second reason reeks of Human Resources and gobbledygook to make the enumerated reasons look more impressive and protective of Vets. “Address problems of feedback and training”? When has there ever been feedback? X rays of my back in 1990 for a claim showed the inexorable march of the onset of Crohns disease. VA “feedback” failed to alert me to this. Perhaps the new training regimen and the feedback loop will remedy this shortcoming. I rightfully assign this the $600 toilet seat award. If VA has the correct equipment and tools, they can better perform the task. Naturally, only they have the insight as to what this might be to the utter exclusion of us untermenschen.

Item three was vociferously objected to by all parties to this because Vets have access to their C-files, and thus their SMRs. Implying that only VA can access these “highly probative” documents and come to reasoned conclusions insults Veterans and their treating physicians alike. Talk about the proverbial bitchslap. Of all the reasons enumerated, this was the weakest in my mind.

VA saves the most damaging (for Vets) theory for their arrogation of the nexus for last. Think about this for a moment.  Do any of you think that bringing this process under one umbrella at the VA will  “ensure standardization and consistency”? Apropos standardization, I would say there will be a standardized denial process consistently to the detriment of the Veteran. Parsed another way, I’d say PTSD, as a mental disorder, will soon become the least diagnosed mental defect to come out of the Afghan Olympics.

Remember the phrase that those who forget history are doomed to relive it?  Are we that far removed from the Vietnam “misunderstanding” that consumed 58K+ of my brothers and sisters?  For those with short brains stems, look back and recall the “See no PTSD, Hear no PTSD and Speak no PTSD.” that followed. How many of us came home with bent brain syndrome? What was the diagnosis? I venture I could find 10,000 of you in 10 minutes with a diagnosis of a “personality disorder”  who never attained SC for your inability to adjust to the World when you came back. Regrettably, I have to count myself as one, too.

What I take away from this is something far more sinister than most of you will. By usurping the right to diagnose this particular form of illness, the VA has the camel’s nose under the tent. How long, pray tell, will it be before the VA proposes the next sweeping rules change that will bring the WHOLE nexus process into the VA? Certainly,  if we can’t trust private doctors to be prudent, impartial and make cogent, informed decisions as to the etiology of something as complex as brainf*ck, how on earth can we entrust them to inveigh on complicated subjects like TBI, HCV and back injuries to name just a few?

The slippery slope of the VA ratings process is on display here. As for a fair and balanced rendering of SC, we have never been witness to it. Now it appears we are going to be further disenfranchised with the rubber stamp of the Federal Circuit. If this stands you can mark my words. Within a decade you will see the nexus letter, first envisioned in Caluza v. Brown, become a hollow holding devoid of meaning.  Allowing the VA fox into the realm of the doctor’s nexus henhouse will be the beginning of the end of what many currently construe as a veteran friendly environment where benefit of the doubt resides in the Veteran’s pocket.

Many may recall the gradual erosion of our right to disturb an otherwise final decision via the CUE path. Following Akins and Bentley, the Court agreed with VASEC in the en banc Russell holding. Hard on its heels were Fugo and Caffrey. Caffrey is unarguably the most egregious holding for Vets in our lifetime. To commit grave procedural due process by failure in the duty to assist is unconscionable. To then say an ensuing record is “incomplete rather than incorrect” but nevertheless legal is the worst form of chicanery ever foisted on us.

Hayre and Cook both tried to rectify this injustice, but the Courts continually come down in favor of VASEC and the Government. How can that be in this wonderful judicial environment we have been blessed with?  Can it be with the War(s) winding down in Southwest Asia that we will be relegated to the back of the bus yet again? By controlling who dispenses the diagnoses, we will soon see a marked drop in mental ratings. That will soon be followed by decreases in virtually any and all ratings until VA has accomplished what no other agency in D.C. ever has. I speak, of course, of the legendary balanced budget with adequate funding for all- well, all except  disabled Vets.

Soon, the rationale will evolve that if not for the stupidity and inattentiveness of Vets, they would never hit the IEDs and provoke these injuries.  Therefore, any injuries sustained are not intrinsically the fault of the Government. What these chowderheads fail to realize is that they will be robbing Peter to pay Paul. Follow the  vacuum cleaner cord to the electrical outlet- SSD, n’est pas?

Post Script

Looking further afield, I noted Nieves-Rodrigez v. Peake (2008) for the proposition that  Veterans need not show that a doctor has reviewed the medical records for the nexus to be probative. I subsequently stumbled across  Gardin v, Shinseki  2010 which is recent Federal Circuit precedence.  Proposing these new rules in the Federal Register is all well and fine, but any regulation promulgated by the VA Secretary still has to pass muster vis a vis 38 USC. Any regulation in direct conflict with this cannot stand absent Congressional action to revise the controlling Statute. Which brings us to 38 USC §5125…

Acceptance of reports of private physician examinations

For purposes of establishing any claim for benefits under chapter 11 or 15 of this title, a report of a medical examination administered by a private physician that is provided by a claimant in support of a claim for benefits under that chapter may be accepted without a requirement for confirmation by an examination by a physician employed by the Veterans Health Administration if the report is sufficiently complete to be adequate for the purpose of adjudicating such claim.

Old growth trees are going to take another hit from this. The amount of pulp needed to straighten the argument out and restore §5125, not to mention 38 CFR § 3.159(a)(1), to their rightful place in the scheme of jurisprudence will be stupendous. It makes no sense to allow an Agency to arbitrarily change law with no supporting statute by default or inaction. By not contesting the proposed changes in the Federal Register,  Congress allows them to become law. While we accept that Congress is dysfunctional and the two houses are at each others’ throats, allowing this to transpire either through disagreement or inaction is unconscionable. Irrespective of  tree populations, this flies in the face of  the law. The creation of a regulation unsupported by the statute it is predicated on cannot stand for long, so why try? We have heard Federal Circuit Judges opine that Congress would never have enacted legislation that produces such absurd results. To my dismay, they have yet to announce a holding on how absurd Congress has become.

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INFO FOR SINGLE MALE VETS

Things have been piling up on my desk and I haven’t been keeping up. My wife handed me this and told me to post it weeks ago because she felt it was hugely important for older Vets who are thinking about seeking a new mate.

My suggestion for what it’s worth? Don’t. But hell, that isn’t very romantic. If you do, don’t go looking in bars. Been there, done that. Church is probably the best shot if you absolutely have to destroy what’s left of your life. Have you considered going to the pound and finding a really foxy Yellow lab? Okay, that’s right out.

That’s probably why my wife handed this to me. Many of you will be clicking on those pictures of impossibly good looking women who have already been snapped up while you dawdled. In the alternative, they were never available and simply posed for $20.00 and a chance to be seen unless they’re in Russia.

Most of you will be looking at print that briefly describes the woman and her attributes. Please accept this as a navigation tool the way you would use a GPS. It isn’t a condemnation of women seeking men so much as a deciphering device because we are so dense. Yes, gentlemen. You, me, we are naive and need assistance in all things. That is why God invented women according to my wife.

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REST IN PEACE

Charlie Sheen is 45 and his story is all over the news because he is a substance abuser, an adulterer, sexually promiscuous and obnoxious.

Lindsay Lohan is 24 and her story is all over the news because she is a celebrity drug addict and a thief.

Something as frivolous as Kim Kardashian’s stupid wedding (and short-lived marriage) was shoved down our throats.
Meanwhile…

Justin Allen 23
Brett Linley 29
Matthew Weikert 29
Justus Bartett 27
Dave Santos 21
Jesse Reed 26
Matthew Johnson 21
Zachary Fisher 24
Brandon King 23
Christopher Goeke 23
and Sheldon Tate 27…
Are all Marines that gave their lives last month for you. There is no media for them; not even a mention of their names. Only in America.  Sucks, huh?

 

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DOGS V. PARROTS

In 1979, when my first wife decided my brain was hopelessly bent from too much fun in the sun in Southeast Asia, I decided to get a parrot. She had taken the dogs and wasn’t giving mine back. I reasoned that a parrot lasts forever versus having to redog every 15 years. God, it’s hell to pay when they augur in. Just about the time when you can explain to them the theory of relativity-bam!- they up and die on you. God forbid you get one that thinks cars have it in for him. If they don’t, they soon will. That shortens the 15 year rule but does nothing to assuage the bond that is crushed.

Enter the parrot. They last longer than you do. Buddy (quite possibly Budette) was born Sept. 17th, 1968 in Ballard, a suburb north of Seattle. He is what we call an egg bird- one who is born in captivity and hand raised. These birds are much more docile and rarely attack.  The Budster turned 43 several months ago. For his birthday, I gave him one of the meatballs from my spagetti. Put that in perspective. The bird weighs a pound and a half. That’s like you or me eating a basketball-sized meatball. Ne problemo. He had half an oatmeal cookie without any candles afterwards. Truth be told is he would have eaten the candles or at least reduced them to little pieces. That’s what parrots do. They diassemble things-permanently.

What cannot be said about a parrot is their fetching abilities. Parrots talk. That’s their claim to fame. They don’t cuddle up very frequently with you unless you have chocolate. Buddy is not potty trained. He will dump, however, if I give the magic command of Bombs away. I do that when he’s on my friends’ shoulders. Its that warped sense of humor that drove my first wife off.  I thought Buddy would be a better conversationalist that the ex. I was wrong. They both scream equally loudly when they are unhappy.

When I remarried, I inherited Buff with the marriage. Having always had a dog up to Buddy, I immediately saw the void. Buff passed in 98. We mourned for a number of years and finally got two new ones six months apart. Dogs feed the soul where a parrot can’t. I’ve had Buddy 32 years and he’ll live to be between 80-130 if my wife doesn’t stick him in the freezer some day.

Today I received this from my daughter who loves anything that will get in the car and come home with her (animals, of course). Her husband has cured that defect or forbidden it.

Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog’s owners, Ron, his wife Lisa, and their little boy Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping for a miracle.

I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn’t do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the old dog in their home.

As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane might learn something from the experience.

The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker’s family surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time, that I wondered if he understood what was going on. Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away.

The little boy seemed to accept Belker’s transition without any difficulty or confusion. We sat together for a while after Belker’s Death, wondering aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human lives.


Shane, who had been listening quietly, piped up, ”I know why.”

Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his mouth next changed the way I try to live.

He said,”People are born so that they can learn how to live a good life — like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?” The six-year-old continued, ”Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don’t have to stay as long.”

I’d say that puts dogs in perspective perfectly. Buddy, on the other hand, will take longer. I haven’t even been able to break him of the habit of eating the Venetian blinds or using four letter words yet.

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