School Buses

This has nothing to do with why this site is here, but I couldn’t resist.

Japanese School buses:

But wait, there’s more…

 

In the same vein, From India…

And we call where when we have a computer problem? What’s wrong with this picture?

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WOMENS’ PREROGATIVE

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.

I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds,
then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.

All the while, my wife Anne is watching from the kitchen window,
Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.

She opens the window and yelled to me, You need a piece of tail.

I turned with a confused look on my face and said,
Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.

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2012 CFC–360 C BY NOODLEDUDE©

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COVA–SCHAFRATH v. DERWINSKI–ALLEY OOP

vetcourtappealspromoI’m sure few of you know who Alley Oop was.  He was a fixture on Sunday morning in the funny papers. I suppose they’re called cartoons now. The parallel I draw here is not about cave men per se. It’s about a Veteran named Roger Shafrath who chose to fight for his rights without any legal help. Alley Oop was a loner in that respect. He depended on no one. So to, Roger.

VA Regulations deprive us of any meaningful representation at the most critical juncture of our claim.We are stuck with this idiocy at the RO level until we lose as most know. Only when denied can we can avail ourselves of real assistance. I do not consider the VSO system the panacea that some do. Were it uniform and staffed by legal types with a modicum of intelligence, I’m sure I’d have a higher regard for it. The disturbing fact that funds are appropriated by Congress and disbursed to these organizations makes me question their non-partisan posture. They sit cheek and jowl in the same buildings with VA personnel and I am hard pressed to see the delineation.

Roger J. Schafrath was the quintessential do-it-yourselfer Navy guy. Were he to encounter a body of water that needed traversing, I wager to say he wouldn’t get his feet wet in the process. Here, he was one of the first to go toe-to-toe with the VASEC in a panel decision before the COVA. The fact that this ended in a reversal in his favor is astounding. Higher tribunals are loathe to reverse. In most cases they vacate and remand with nuanced instructions on how they would like to see it done, thank you very much.

Mr. Schafrath managed to get in on the end of the Vietnamese Boundary Dispute Conflict. By that time the Navy wasn’t actively kicking ass and taking names in the Mekong Delta anymore. They were out on the Bounding Main doing their John Paul Jones imitation. Nevertheless, every Veteran’s contribution to America is equal in my eyes. Peacetime service is just that-right up until the moment it isn’t. One usually doesn’t volunteer based on that presumption.

Most of these big name cases started brewing in a narrow window of time that brought them to fame before the COVA. Roger’s began when he injured himself playing football up in Alaska in 1977. He ended up with a medical discharge and a 20 % disability split between his wrist and elbow. In 1984, Rog had surgery to fix carpal tunnel issues  but the screws and paraphernalia associated with it became discombobulated. VA upped his wrist to 40% in 86. Everything was copacetic for several years until the VA decided it couldn’t leave well enough alone.

True to form, in an effort to husband their resources, the VA reexamined him in 88 and decided the elbow was good to go. Bye- bye to the 10%. Roger filed a NOD and said the pain was excruciating and VA had not looked at the big picture.  He was right. They hadn’t. Pressing on full bore with a SOC, they announced in their best Ben Casey lingo that his elbow was fine. He filed another NOD in January 1989 saying everything most definitely wasn’t fine and that a doctor at the Orlando OPC (Out Patient Clinic) had opined as much.

Apparently at this point, Roger actually had a VSO rep. and together they strove to get the Orlando medrecs into the BVA adjudication. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! It was to no avail. The BVA proceeded to a decision on what could at best be described as an incomplete record due to their intransigence. This was the way things were done then. The BVA was the end of the line for Vets prior to the Veterasn Justice Reform Act of 88. With the new VJRA came the COVA and judicial review of all these BVA  Texas-style necktie parties. Roger was splendidly positioned to become a household name in VA jurisprudence and he had no clue yet.

The new COVA received his NOA and sharpened their pencils. This was going to be relatively simple and straight to the point. The VA needed to be instructed on what they could and could not do in the New World Order. The obvious error was the reduction of his elbow rating from 10 to 0% based on one exam. That was a major Bozo No-No and had been for several score years.  What was of more import was the recalcitrance to retrieve his medical records which were in their possession. §3.159 entitles us to the duty to assist.  Alas, Bell v. Derwinski wouldn’t be decided for another 7 months. Bell stands for the proposition that VA is in “constructive possession” of the medrecs. They can’t pretend they aren’t or that it  isn’t prejudicial not to retrieve them.

Basing their decision about the records heavily on Godwin and Ivey, they excoriated Mr. Derwinski for his indifference to a Veteran-friendly forum in which to present our claims. What’s more, they strongly invoked a holding that if the VA is asked to fetch medrecs which may be probative and fail to do so, they must come to you hat in hand and explain as much. At this point, to make it fair, you as a claimant should be allowed to retrieve them yourself and your claim put on hold or remanded to accommodate you.  This is more important than you think.

In 1993, the Court had one of their misogynous moments and declared in Caffrey v. Brown that failure in the duty to assist was not CUE. Their reasoning was based on large quantities of adult beverages and the misguided theory that an incomplete record is not an incorrect record. What they didn’t address was the inherent bias and lack of due process that ensues when you proceed to an adjudication on a knowingly incorrect record. It can be said that finding new and material evidence after the decision will allow you to refile or “reopen” a claim. What isn’t parsed is the loss of the earlier date for your claim. Precluding a Vet from rectifying this via CUE is particularly appropriate in this narrow scenario. What isn’t permissible is to blatantly refuse or ignore requests for inclusion of evidence known to exist.

Where the Schafrath decision meets the Warhol requirements for 15 minutes of fame is the error of Mr. Derwinski. To wit, the failure to approach Roger and at least lie: “We looked for these Orlando medrecs and we can’t find them. What do you want us to do? Would you like to take a stab at it? Tell us how you want to proceed.” That was what was supposed to happen in the nonadversarial world of the VA.

This was an alien concept to the newly truncated BVA. They were being stripped of their autonomy, one new COVA decision at a time and they didn’t appreciate it. In fact, VA justice suffered horribly during this era and for several more years until the COVA was firmly ensconced and proved their mettle. The mere fact that the COVA had to enunciate these CFR precepts to the VASEC is proof positive of their recalcitrance to adopt this new system or toe the line with their own regulations..

Mr. Schafrath did this all by himself without any leagle beagles. He is proof of what one determined Veteran can do in the face of injustice. What hasn’t been decided in my mind is the legality of not coming back to the Veteran and asking for guidance on obtaining evidence that would tend to support a claim. An ex parte judicial process allows for this-nay, demands it. For the VA to ignore this is error on its face. A strong case must be presented that addresses this shortcoming. It happens frequently and the General Counsel, when caught attempting it, always pleads the fifth and says “Joint Motion for Remand, your Honor. Mea culpas are in order. Allow us to correct this flaw.” They know full well they erred. The Court knows it , too , and turns a blind eye.

Where this has resonance is how it modifies the Caffrey CUE holding.  This isn’t settled jurisprudence yet in my book. If willful misconduct (or inaction) by the BVA was the predicate necessary to obtain an incomplete record,  where does judicial misfeasance begin? Further, once this record becomes incorrect due to said misfeasance, how can it not be void ab initio?

Misfeasance is defined as a judicial act that is performed legally but improperly. Malfeasance, on the other hand, is the commission (or omission?) of an act that is unequivocally illegal or completely wrongful. Perhaps the time has come to revisit Caffrey. A Veteran-friendly judicial environment demands it.

Allow me to introduce Roger-Mr. DIY:

Schafrath_89-114

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APA– VETERANS’ GAIN?

Here’s an interesting article sent to me by RW, a noted VA attorney and deep thinker.

What Veterans Would Gain From Administrative Procedure Act Adjudications, Tommy, Issue 2, 2002, Arzt, Robin J.

It’s a 2002 article that has more resonance now than when it was written. Who could ever have imagined a backlog of these proportions less than a decade later?

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VAROs–WHO DID MY CLAIM?

Above, under the Battle for Saigon medal,  is a new category. For those of you who had  or are currently having a claim done by the VA, you can peruse the VARO’s employee lists for the specific VARO and find out a lot about the person/persons doing your claim.  This is more than idle conjecture.  It allows you to see the person’s bona fides, his qualifications, duration of employment and GS rating. Obviously, someone employed there 20 years with a GS rating of 9 is a complete dolt and shouldn’t be allowed to scrub the toilets unsupervised. VA has always been intrusive into our medical history and employment. They have, on occasion, even resorted to the use of the CBI (criminal background investigation) to ascertain any staycations at Institutions for Remedial Moral Reeducation (prisons).

It only seems like turnabout fair play for us to employ some of the same techniques in pursuit of finding out “who’s on first”. A warm thank you to GS for sending this little morsel in.

Above is the world’s largest tie-dyed T shirt. The guy who ordered it never came back to pick it up, so they donated it to some guys in Pomona. They turned it into this, like, totally awesome skateboard park, dude. Sorry. I’m just kidding. It’s called a Danxia Landform and there are several examples of it in China. This one is in  Zhangye Province in Gansu- home of the world famous Gansu carving knives…from the Spiegal Catalogue– Chicago 60609.

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INNOVATIVE VETERANS

When the going gets tough

the tough get going

In this new economy, bold initiatives are called for. Thinking outside of the box is critical to success. Being able to see a trend and seize the high ground is often the difference between financial solvency and ruin. Several of my friends have discovered a silver lining right in their own back yard. When faced with unemployment and the inability to provide for their family, they were forced to put their heads together and ascertain what it was that could truly help and generate income.

Veterans, as we all know, are wise beyond their years. Faced with what most might consider to be the end of their earning years, these two gentlemen below boldly went where no two Vets have gone before. The need for this service has long been a sore point with women and they correctly identified it. If we hope to escape the present malaise in the economy, it will take many more cutting-edge entrepreneurs such as these to accomplish it. I think I speak for all Vets when I commend these fellows for their foresight and resourcefulness in the face of daunting odds.

Notice the colorful demeanor of these fellows. They are dressed for success. They are on a mission from God. They have purpose in life and project it. They have priced their product well within the means of most people’s budgets-firmly asserting their claim to an unchallenged market share . They aren’t trying to send their kids through college solely on your nickel, either. Veterans like this are what makes my chest swell with pride.

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IRISH BIRTH CONTROL

 Irish Birth Control

Mrs.  Donovan was walking down  O’Connell  Street in Dublin when  she  met up with Father Flaherty.

The  Father said, “Top o’ the mornin’ to  ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan and  didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband  two years ago?”

She  replied,  “Aye, that ye did,  Father.”

The  Father asked, “And be there  any  wee little ones yet?”

She  replied, “No, not yet, Father.”

The  Father said, “Well now, I’m  going to Rome next week And  I’ll light a  fertility candle for ye  And  yer hoosband.”

She  replied, “Oh, thank ye,  Father…'”  They  then parted ways..

Some  years later they met again.  The  Father asked, “Well now,  Mrs.  Donovan, how are ye these days?”

She  replied, “Oh, very well,  Father!”

The  Father asked, “And tell me , ‘ave  ye any wee ‘uns yet?”

She  replied, “Oh yes, Father! Two  sets of twins and six singles, ten  in all!”

The  Father said, “That’s wonderful! And  how is yer loving hoosband  doing?”

She  replied, “E’s gone to Rome  to  blow out yer fookin’  candle.”

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AUTOIMMUNE DISORDERS–AO?

I always wonder why one particular person gets something, be it a winning lotto ticket or an autoimmune disorder. In the latter case, i sub-wonder why different variations of that disease induce yet more tertiary responses. An autoimmune disorder is where your body’s immune system falters and decides to attack everything. Rheumatoid Arthitis is one of the most common. However, there are many more. In my case, with the HCV, my rogue Jedi immunity system has decided my liver is the enemy and is mounting quite an attack on it.

People generally bore of reading about another’s panoply of ailments so bear with me. Imagine two years of “exposure” to Agents Orange and Blue. Exposure is a relative term. First of all, Blue is not nearly as obnoxious as it’s  other 5 cousins. I never had them sprayed on me. The Hmong children, usually under 9 years old, used bleach bottle scoops to spread it around the runway, parking aprons and taxiways at 20 Alternate (Long Tieng).  By 10 years old they were expected to shoulder M-1 .30 cal. carbines and become soldiers.

AO was designed to be diluted one to one with kerosene or some kind of diesel/petroleum product. The children were using it full strength and usually got it all over their hands and legs. Ne problemo. Wash off in the creek. I ingested it with my fellow Vets every time a Huey or a BUFF came in or departed and “taxied” down an apron 8′ off the ground. The red clay dirt was nasty until Monsoon season started in August. It got into everything -like your nose or the gas tanks on the aircraft. I even coughed blood occasionally until  August of 1972. I figured it was the Marlboro Reds, so I smartly switched over to Marlboro Lights, which were new on the market. I was going through my  health nut phase back then.

The autoimmune thing popped up in 1995. I started losing weight (165 to 130) and got horrible stomach cramps. I collapsed on the 4th of July 1996. They whacked out 30 cm. of my small bowel and the ileum. Diagnosis? Crohns disease. A healthy 44 year old man coming down with Crohns disease in mid life is like a woman getting pregnant at 69. The surgeon was convinced it was going to be some kind of cancer and was both relieved and puzzled that this happened. He came in to see me several days later and asked me if I’d ever worked in a chemical plant or been around industrial cleaners like toluene or MEK. I mentioned Agent Orange because I now had Porphyria Cutanea Tarda (PCT) diagnosed several years earlier. Bingo. He explained that developing an autoimmune disorder late in life had to have a reason. No one in my extended family had had anything like this. Then my son came down with Ulcerative Colitis.

Ulcerative Colitis is the same thing as Crohns except it occurs in the large intestine. The repair order is prednisone until you need to have it (the large intestine) removed and a colostomy bag installed. Ugly. Scientists have come up with Azothiaprine (Imuran) http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0000602/  and now Remicade (mouse DNA)  http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0000267/  to suppress the immune system. Of course, a suppressed immune system leaves you open to every little bug or virus that crawls the earth. You have to become Bubble Boy and shun your grandchildren.  My son has to use Remicade to keep his UC under control. He’ll have to do it for life or until they figure out how to turn it off. Each infusion costs $5400.00. He does it every 70 days. Our medical insurance company hates us and hopes we miss a payment so they can drop our whole company. This explains why I won’t be buying the waterfront cottage in Bermuda and the little 90-foot pocket yacht.

Because I am not a doctor, I will not opine, but rather theorize. If AO and some of the worse ones like Purple and Green, influenced your genes, this would produce the same in your offspring. Since there is now ample evidence of spina bifida in the children of AO exposed Vets, it’s obvious your genes can be warped, too.

What sparks this soliloquy is twofold. First, my autoimmune system has accidentally been switched back on by something and second, WGM’s jetgun documentation records which referenced autoimmune disorders in HCV positive people. Bingo#2. While it most certainly could be that those with excess exposure to AO may be more susceptible to incurring autoimmunity, it can definitely be said that it is a distinct probability it will occur in those infected with HCV.  The enigma is how my son could come down with it via some HCV etiology. As I say, I’m not a doctor, but I observe a lot. Can it be that HCV warps your chromosomes?

The major side effect that may tip you off is an exorbitantly high IgG reading on an Immune blood assay. If you live in a cold place your hands or feet will hurt when you go outside. It’s even more painful when you come in to warm up. This is known as Reynaud’s  phenomenon or disease. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raynaud’s_phenomenon

So those of you with RA, have yourself tested for Lupus, MS – and especially keep track of your ANA and ASMA blood test results.

http://labtestsonline.org/understanding/analytes/ana/tab/test       ANA test

http://labtestsonline.org/understanding/analytes/asma/tab/test   ASMA test

As a final note, I wish to say that for those of you who have done IFN treatment, keep an eye on DM2, deteriorating eyesight, cognitive brain dysfuntion (brain fog) and anything like numbness and tingling in the extremities (peripheral neuropathy). There are obviously other presents like AI, so be proactive.

For those of you who are considering it,  study the side effects versus hoped for remission. The new Vertex regime is more successful but it is in addition to the regular cocktail of Pegylated Interferon and Ribavirin. Most who have tried it would rather go to a bar and ride a mechanical bull @ 78 RPM for a year-sober.

I’m sorry if I make a lot of jokes about all this, but dying is sooooo depressing!  Jokes and April Fool’s day are far more important in the scheme of things. Besides, it takes your mind off all those dufus depression things that require serotonin reuptake inhibitors.  Sounds like something Klingons used in Star Trek to prevent Scotty from beaming them up… Look! NCC-1701! Ugh! Garth! Take Serotonin- and be quick about it!

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COVA– CALUZA V. BROWN–TOTAL RECALL

VetCourtAppealsPromoOne of the hallmarks of a famous case from the early days of the CAVC (then the COVA) is name familiarity. When I first started researching why I lost in 1994, I looked first to the VA and there found the BVA decisions. From there I frolicked through nameless files and marveled on how it was done and why some (a lot) lost. The word Caluza vs. Brown (1995) popped up fairly frequently. With it was always the pronouncement that a Vet needed three things to win. Ah! The magic handshake? No, a nexus letter.

This was my ephiphany. Something so simple I had never considered it. All these years I thought you went in, wrote it all down and they gave you your money. My DAV dude didn’t tell me about this. In fact, my AMVETS guy didn’t either. Here I was deep into round three with the MOPH and I was just now discovering the Rosetta Stone. The funny thing about this is that when I asked my representative about it, he blew up like Foghorn Leghorn: “Nexus letter! Nexus letter? Why of course you have to have one. Jez.  I say, I say Everybody knows that, son.”

If I had not found this, there’s a better than even chance I wouldn’t be here telling you about it. Three VSOs and strangely not one said the magic word “nexus”. Which brings us to one Mario G. Caluza. Mr. Caluza was a participant in the Big One-a member of the guerilla service in the Philippine Army.

Mario had some records issues. I can commiserate with him. In war, records go missing or are abandoned. Lots of mine did. His exit physical SMRs in 1945 were silent for any musculo-skeletal issues. In fact, a 1947 affidavit he signed reaffirmed no injuries in service. Seems like 1947 would have been as good a time to pitch a bitch as any if you were wounded.

In 1970. Mr. Caluza showed up at the Manila RO and filed for a right “foot” injury ostensibly incurred in service. He got even more specific and said it was in the middle of the right foot and he had been treated “for a few months” at an Army base afterwards. His doctor disagreed and said he suffered from “Rheumatoid Arthritis, knee and ankle right, and hypertension, moderate.”  Nothing like submitting a nexus that contradicts what you’re claiming, huh? VA denied and that was the last of that claim.

In August of 1987, Mr. Caluza returned with yet another claim. This time it had matured and become a “1943 shrapnel wound to the lower right leg.”Miraculously, he had found several of his comrades from that time and they dutifully confirmed that he had been injured, named the appendage,  the mountain pass where it occurred and date of the injury. He even had an undated wannabe nexus letter from a doctor saying it might have occurred during the war or shortly thereafter.

Eleven months later in July 1988, the RO denied again. No new and material evidence was the reason this time. Mario immediately trotted out two “new” buddy letters from his platoon mates. This time they really got specific and even said a doctor they knew had treated him from 1970 to 80 extensively. He even had a July 1958 medical certificate signed by a Dr. Martinez, which diagnosed “[g]eneral debility and [p]ain in the right leg due to an old wound in the left [sic] leg”. This was getting more and more pathetic by the moment- or should I say by the doctor.

The VA reopened  this two months later  in September 1988 and denied again for very obvious reasons. However, being polite, they didn’t call him a liar. Mario immediately fired off his NOD and got right on his Form 1-9 as they were known then. Appended to his appeal was more new and material evidence. New notarized letters from yet more Vets he’d served with (honorably) corroborated his claims and named the battle. They testified that Mario got the silver BB from an enemy mortar round in the right lower distal shin between the knee and the foot. They even said “that he had been carried in a litter to the temporary battalion aid station, “where no official medical records . . . were ever prepared and issued to the patient”. Caluza v. Brown (1995).

VA wasn’t buying this. Seemed like most all of his running buddies had chimed in and they all said pretty much the same thing. In one last gasp, Mario found two more buddies. The new doctor weighed in and stated that he  miraculously re-remembered that he had indeed treated Mario way back in 1947 and it was for a shrapnel wound from the service. Mario sure was lucky to find all these guys and the doctor should have been the final winner. Not.

The RO still wasn’t buying and sent it up to the BVA. They took one look at it, held their noses and gave it the thumbs down. By now half of Manila had testified that Mario was at Bessang Pass and had been clobbered by something metallic in either the left or right foot leg. The year and the leg were sketchy, but no less than six fellow combat Veterans were saying shit happens and three doctors, when sober, seemed to concur.

After the loss at the Board, Mario appealed to the brand new COVA. He got the standard single judge remand back to the Board for a redo with better Reasons and Bases for the denial. True to form, the BVA got out the art gum eraser, changed a few sentences and came to the same conclusion from Pittsburg rather than Indianapolis.

Upon return to the Court, Mr. Mario finally attained that which Norm Gilbert, Joe Fugo and Tom Caffrey are famous for- a precedental case. Unfortunately, that stardom also came with a loss, as it did for all the others. The Court ruled that Mario needed a “Caluza triangle” or three elements to prevail. Mario only had two. He had no record of this in service and what he did have was pretty shaky. He  claimed he had an injury and enough nexus letters to sink a ship, though.

What Caluza really stands for, in my mind, is the presumptions that attach to a finding of 38 USC §1154-what is known as the combat exception. Mario should have gotten a bye on his testimony because he was a combat Vet. His real problem was way too much conflicting evidence, lack of evidence and a bunch of drunk buddies from the VFW standing in line to testify for him. The wound migrated from left to right leg, then metamorphosed from an “injury” to a shrapnel wound. It occurred in 1945, then 1943. He said he was injury-free in 1947, then said he didn’t understand the question when he signed the affidavit.  About the only thing he didn’t claim was what the definition of “is” was. Then again, Monica Lewinsky hadn’t made her debut yet. She was still shopping for a blue dress. The Court didn’t quibble. They respectfully declined to disturb the BVA’s final decision.

Have you ever visited a movie set in Hollywood? Try the Universal back lot tour. They have a group known as “continuity”. These people are tasked with keeping the set exactly the same if the scene has to be reshot several times. All the silverware and plates on the table have to be in the same place each time. Every car has to be reparked exactly so. Mr. Caluza could have used such a continuity crew for his claim.

Another gentleman named Hickson was informed that he, too needed these three elements to win in 1999. This is where the term “Hickson elements” comes from.  Arthur Hickson unsuccessfully defended himself pro se at the Court and got the royal treatment like Mr. Caluza.  The Court even mentioned his name again, too. I often wonder why it is that all the big guys in VA history lost.  Look at Bob Russell. Same fate. Of course we have a new pantheon of Heroes emerging for the 21st Century. Look at Leroy Macklem. There’s a name that’s slated for far more than Warhol fame.

So, gentle readers, there you have the exciting story of Mario and his amazing band of technicolor guerillas and doctors. In all the cases I have read,  never has one man owed so much to so many for such a vast quantity of bullshit.  Total recall doesn’t even begin to adequately describe it.

Caluza_90-0818

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