MEREDITH AND ABBEY

Confirmation from Jim that all dogs go to Heaven. I’m not certain about cats.

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Our 14-year-old dog Abbey died last month.

The day after she passed away my 4-year-old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey.

She asked if we could write a letter to God so that when Abbey got to heaven, God would recognize her.

I told her that I thought that we could, so she dictated these words:

Dear God,

Will you please take care of my dog? Abbey died yesterday and is with you in heaven. I miss her very much. I ‘m happy that you let me have her as my dog even though she got sick. I hope you will play with her. She likes to swim and play with balls.

I am sending a picture of her so when you see her you will know that she is my dog. I really miss her.

Love, Meredith

We put the letter in an envelope with a picture of Abbey & Meredith, addressed it to God/Heaven. We put our return address on it. Meredith pasted several stamps on the front of the envelope because she said it would take lots of stamps to get the letter all the way to heaven.That afternoon she dropped it into the letter box at the post office.

A few days later, she asked if God had gotten the letter yet. I told her that I thought He had. Yesterday, there was a package wrapped in gold paper on our front porch addressed, ‘To Meredith’ in an unfamiliar hand. Meredith opened it.

Inside was a book by Mr. Rogers called, ‘When a Pet Dies.’
Taped to the inside front cover was the letter we had written to God in its opened envelope. On the opposite page was the picture of Abbey & Meredith and this note:

Dear Meredith,

Abbey arrived safely in heaven. Having the picture was a big help and I recognized her right away. Abbey isn’t sick anymore. Her spirit is here with me just like it stays in your heart. Abbey loved being your dog.  Since we don’t need our bodies in heaven, I don’t have any pockets to keep your picture in so I’m sending it back to you in this little book for you to keep and have something to remember Abbey by.

Thank you for the beautiful letter and thank your mother for helping you write it and sending it to me. What a wonderful mother you have. I picked her especially for you.I send my blessings every day and remember that I love you very much.By the way, I’m easy to find. I am wherever there is love.

Love,
God

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WHEN DO WE GET DRACO?

I found this while looking for my cure. The question is when will it be available for testing? Some of us can’t wait. DRACO appears to be the miracle cure yet there does not seem to be any concerted effort to sign up test subjects. I’ll keep you posted.

Meanwhile, a new procedure called hemopurifying is coming on line. This, in conjunction with DRACO, might be the silver bullet. Getting these procedures out of the lab and into a hospital is the trick. Let’s not study it to death.

One disturbing finding (unsubstantiated) is that DRACO may not be effective against HCV which is a single-stranded RNA virus. DRACO is reputed to be effective only against double-stranded RNA. No one seems willing to go out on a limb and discuss this facet. All articles just say “may” as to its efficacy. Here’s a great blog about the subject.

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THE LATEST HICKEYGRAM

In what appears to be a humorous stab at Christmas cheer, Under Secretary for Veterans Benefits Alison A. Hickey prematurely announced that in addition to ratings (and denials) handed out this December, all mailings of the “Big Brown Envelope” will contain a candy cane.  Later, the Under Secretary explained that due to funding issues, inclusion of the candy canes this year wasn’t feasible. She indicated VA will ask Congress to include additional funding for this new endeavour in 2013. Implementation is expected to commence in the December 2016 mailings as VA gears up for this exciting new venture.

In other VA news, a new addition to the M 21 Book of Denials mandates Rating Veterans Service Representatives (RVSRs) will henceforth be required to actually read the C-file and certify in writing they have done so prior to issuing their denials. Tho old practice of simply stamping “DENIED” on it and sending it up to Steno for typing is right out. This is rumored to endanger the new target date of 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 for resolution of claims in 125 days. Accuracy, however, will not be affected and remains at its current level of 89%.

Hickey also announced the 2013 Human Resources Conferences will be held June 3-6 and July 22-25 to take advantage of mid-week specials on airline flights. The choice of a backwater town called Papeete on the island of Otaheite was cited as an opportunity to keep the conferences small, discreet and centrally located. Recent public outcries over extravagant spending have given VA a black eye and the Under Secretary felt this was the appropriate response to downsize the get-togethers and still maintain cohesion in training. VA has set aside a paltry $8 million for the training in an attempt to assuage hard liners in Congress.  Training sessions, including Rap Karaoke, will include rhyming CFR couplets to make assimilation of the regulations easier. VA has hired several famous look-alike Rappers for this including Ddevil, 10¢, and 2kool4school. Ice-carving sculptures and cheese/wine tasting venues will remain unchanged due to their immense popularity in earlier years.

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NCPA REPORT

This analysis, spotted by Joe Average Vet and sent to me, is an in-depth, cogent assessment of what is wrong. As a noted carpenter once observed “To a hammer, everything looks like a nail”. To the VA, every claim is the same. The process for deciding them has been flawed for almost a century and the remuneration criteria is pegged at 1945 levels.

We cannot expect change when the powers invested in changing it cling to an antiquated, unworkable tenet. Another report from the Army Times plows the same ground we are already all too familiar with.  Time for a new approach to hammers.

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AND GOD SO LOVED MAN…

This, from my dearest Cupcake via one of her agents. It sounds like something Gaea would do.

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NOT THE SAME ELEPHANT

Member Jimster (Brownwater Canoe Club) sends us this must read touching story. I always appreciate the send-ins from all of you but Christmas is always a special time to share these true, heart-warming tales…
In 1986, LT. (JG) Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from  the US Naval Academy.

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.  The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.  He got down on one knee, inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.

The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.  Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled.  Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.  Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.

Twenty years later following his retirement in 2006, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.  As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing.  The large bull elephant stared at Peter intently, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down.  The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant.  Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure.  He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.  The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn’t the same f***ing elephant.

This is for everyone who sends me those heart-warming bullshit stories.

Not the same elephant

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G-rated humor 2

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Misc. silliness from the around the Web.

Questions without answers

  • If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
  • Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
  • Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?

Puns

  • I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.
  • “She was bred in old Kentucky, but she’s just a crumb up here.”
  • Greengrocers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, take a leek, turnip the covers endive into bed.
  • Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

Jokes

  • I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
  • My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food….. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Henny Youngman

  • My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.

Ellen DeGeneres

  • What does an agnostic dyslexic insomniac do?  Stays up all night wondering if there’s a dog.

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WEEKEND WARRIOR WINS $2 MIL IN USERRA CASE

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This is one of those perfect “”I’ll be home with the new job and a back check for $2 mil for Christmas” stories.

Meet Sgt. Maj. Richard Erickson, weekend warrior extraordinary. Rich isn’t your run of the mill groundpounder. He’s Special Forces. He worked for the USPS for a number of years  while doing his deployments for the 1990 Iraqistanan  Winter Olympics. In 2000, the PO got PO’d and told him not to come back. He’d been playing Army too much and they didn’t cotton to that. With nothing better to do, he bailed and reenlisted with a Special Forces outfit for some more face time with Al Quaeda. Then came 9/11.  This pretty much ensured he’d be employed full time for a while and he was.

During this time Rich managed to rack up 35 medals including three combat valor awards and a Purple Nurple. In addition, he continued his fight with the PO for his old job and kept winning on Appeal. Just as adamantly, the USPS kept on appealing and losing. Finally, the judge from the Merit System Protection Board ruled in his favor (again). In all likelyhood, the USPS will piss away some more of our tax dollars continuing a futile fight.

Back in the good old days, when you were forced by the draft to enlist, the government enacted USERRA- the Uniformed Services Employment and Re-Employment Rights Act- that guaranteed you got your job back when you got back. This assumed you still had all your fingers and toes. The Act applied to both the government and private industry and many were the Vets who came back to their old jobs after World War Two. This is what makes this case so strange.

Sgt. Major Erikson stands ready to resume his employ with those who brave the sleet and snow and dark of night. He’s also looking forward to that big paycheck they’ve been holding back for twelve years. Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Sounds like some other government agency has been hanging around 810 Vermin Ave. NW and learning the ropes.

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BVA–GOLDMINE

Here’s an ultra-clean jetgun win from Pittsburgh. What disturbs me is the VA examiner gave it to him and it still ended up in an appeal. What does it take? They refuse to grant from the ROs on these yet they win at the BVA. This one is particularly sweet in that the VA C&P doctor came down on the Vet’s side and we get a valuable cite from Vaccine Weekly to use

It is this examiner’s opinion that the [V]eteran’s hepatitis C is at least as likely as not a result of the use of the automatic injection devices used for immunizations during military service. Given the fact that hepatitis C generally takes 20-30 years to induce liver cirrhosis, this fits in with the time period in which the [V]eteran underwent the jet injector administration of immunizations that were employed by the military for mass immunization during his service time. The examiner additionally cited to a periodical article, “Vaccine Weekly,” which reportedly noted a study that found that small amounts of blood and fluid remained in the jet injector after the injection material was introduced into a patient. The examiner commented that one of the key points of the study was that needleless jet injectors may transfer blood-borne viruses.

Vets can google Vaccine Weekly  or other articles to find the article or similar info.. It would be good ammo in any argument.

Solid nape load all the way across. A1H @ NKP May 1970..

Solid nape load all the way across. A1E @ NKP May 1970.

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VA AS SANTA CLAUS

Over the years I have had occasion to listen to Vets expound on the theory of all things VA. From VSOs to veteran Veterans, I often hear one common thread. “You’d better watch out. You’d better not pout. You’d better not over-file or your claim’ll sink to the bottom of the pile”.

If this were true, I’d still be waiting for my computer. When I filed this last time out, my Purple Heart Rep finally explained how it works. First of all, I would never get SC for the Hep. Tattoos were willful misconduct. Ding dong. Who’s there? No tattoos. As for the PCT? Sorry. Nobody wins Agent Orange claims forty years later. The smart money was to take the Tinnitus for 10% and go home.

The DAV rep in 1992 was similarly enthusiastic. Getting 0% for hearing (left ear only) and tinnitus was phenomenal luck. The smart money said to lie low and come back for an increase to 10% for the ear ring in ten years. We (he) didn’t want to be seen as greedy.

Where did this idiocy begin? It flows from VSOs. For some inane reason they are loathe to go after VA for any serious money once they strike gold. I can’t tell you how many Vets I’ve talked to down at the VAMC in waiting rooms who voice this same sentiment  “My VSO says we’re gonna go for the final push (TDIU) in 2014. He thinks he can swing it ’cause he knows the rater pretty good”. When filing a claim or filing for an increase in your rating, the operable concept is degree of disability, not whether VA will view it favorably. VSOs can’t seem to get this through their heads. VA’s propensity to deny, lowball and ignore you is legend. Waiting several years until they are having a good hair day is not going to improve your odds.

In my book, I get rather obnoxious on the tactical pursuit of claims. No territory in a military venture was ever taken by a static, defensive posture. Going on the attack is what they (VA) do. Emulating their methods puts them at a strategic disadvantage. An Army general (and I’m not sure who) summed it up when he surmised that a soldier shooting over his shoulder at you while running away wasn’t nearly as accurate as the advancing one shooting at his broad, exposed back.

Pursuing a claim at the VA should not be done with a Caspar Milquetoast mentality. By the same token, you can’t throw hand grenades and question whether the VA examiner was raised by pygmy wolves Down Under. Striking a balance while being aggressive is a  fine line to hew to. When errors are discovered, they should be pointed out buttressed by the appropriate regulation(s) and statutes. When it appears the Examiner or rater is simply being narrow-minded in their interpretation of, say DM2, and demanding an exact set of criteria for an increase to 40%, it’s better to revert to the precepts of §4.7 and §4.21 rather than write him/her and tell them things you know will cause hard feelings.

From what I read in the VAOIG November 2012 report, yelling at them can bring unwanted attention.

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I apologize. Apparently I pushed Publish instead of Save Draft.

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Now, where was I? VA, as an agency of government, has way too much on the table and too little in the computer. It’s an example of what the insurance business becomes when the government gets involved and then fails to modernize. Being able to collate it all and assemble a coherent, accurate picture is where VA will always fall short. They’ll eventually reach that proficiency but the learning curve is pretty steep at the moment and denial has five phases. Amtrak and the US Post Office are similar examples.

Trying to be nice right now will get you nothing but a lump of “Your claim is expected to be accomplished by April 5th, 2014”.   Similarly, being naughty, obnoxious and overbearing is not going to hurt you unless you exceed the above-mentioned bounds of propriety. VA may at one time have buffaloed a lot of VSOs and Vets into toeing the line and being submissive. Much like the dial telephone, those days are gone. The internet and Veterans Help sites have illuminated the process and exposed all the fallacies. The modern day VA Santa has metamorphozioded into more of a scrooge-if he ever was a Santa.

Member Randy and I have been trying to unravel VA’s latest largesse where they awarded him TDIU and then start chipping away his old back/leg injuries claims down from 40% to 20% and 20% to 10% respectively. The Merry Christmas/Happy holidays cheerful news, as they pointed out of course, was that this would not result in a loss of benefits $. Being’s as he’s now TDIU at 100%, the other ratings reductions will have no monetary effect on his monthly compensation amount.  That’s exactly what they said. What they fail to mention, like a used car salesman, is that this will also detract from his ability to reach the next pinnacle of Special Monthly Compensation (SMC) Table “S”. There are other tables that apply as well-most especially when you begin to lose the use of your lower extremities.

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(4) Additional independent 100 percent ratings. In addition to the statutory rates payable under 38 U.S.C. 1114 (l) through (n) and the intermediate or next higher rate provisions outlined above additional single permanent disability independently ratable at 100 percent apart from any consideration of individual unemployability will afford entitlement to the next higher statutory rate under 38 U.S.C. 1114 or if already entitled to an intermediate rate to the next higher intermediate rate, but in no event higher than the rate for (o). In the application of this subparagraph the single permanent disability independently ratable at 100 percent must be separate and distinct and involve different anatomical segments or bodily systems from the conditions establishing entitlement under 38 U.S.C. 1114 (l) through (n) or the intermediate rate provisions outlined above.

I think Randy has observed the Take No Prisoners approach to claims filing after a few years. TDIU with hepatitis should be a stepping stone to 100% schedular. Once again, VA has neglected its Santa role and assumed the Santa Clause role. Read the SMC’s and you will see that if you have two (2) deux 100% ratings you move up on the pay scale to SMC (L). That’s $3,601.00/month- up from the $2,924.00  that VA insists is the TDIU ceiling.

Without Children, SMC-L through SMC-N

Dependent Status

L

L 1/2

M

M 1/2

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Veteran Alone $3,446 $3,624 $3,803 $4,064 $4,326
Veteran with Spouse $3,601 $3,779 $3,958 $4,219 $4,481
Veteran with Spouse and One Parent $3,725 $3,903 $4,082 $4,346 $4,605
Veteran with Spouse and Two Parents $3,849 $4,027 $4,206 $4,467 $4,729
Veteran with One Parent $3,570 $3,748 $3,927 $4,188 $4,450
Veteran with Two Parents $3,694 $3,872 $4,051 $4,312 $4,574
Additional Aid and Attendance (A/A) spouse. See footnote (b) $141 $141 $141 $141 $141 

This isn’t double dipping. I don’t encourage cheating  as all here know. I point out what is legal and legitimate. Many of you gave to your Country and this same Santa that purports to be your Guarantor of Benefits gets to pick and choose what they will divulge willingly and what they won’t concerning what you  are entitled to. Lord knows, they beat you to death with their lips when they deny you and now they suddenly become mum when the payout begins- or worse- start rescinding what they’ve already given you? I have a medical news flash for VA. 60 year old guys with bad backs don’t suddenly start getting better as they get older with full-blown HCV. Only in VAville.

Veterans should not have to bow and be submissive to get these benefits. They should not expect to be kept in the dark, or worse, led to believe this will not have monetary implications. I have said repeatedly that these fellows are semantically gifted. Who else could come up with a tortured phrase like ” The VA examiner opined that it is not at least as likely as not that the injury Billybob  Halfrack currently suffers from is service-connected.” Yo ho ho, dude.

Now, here’s a winner. In order to make the good Senator realize that VA is Santa personified, here’s how they approached the explanation for the denial of my greenhouse. I point to the “Mr. NOD is currently receiving monthly compensation benefits of (OMG) Two Thousand Nine Hundred and Twenty Four tax-free dollars” and has been since March April of 2007 (remember that when you die, they still owe you that first month they never paid you for). I’m not asking for a second greenhouse. The one I have doesn’t even belong to me.

VA response

The concept of a munificent VASanta is much like God. I’m sure he exists but I’ve just never seen or met him.

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