Category Archives: Humor

Remember me? Part II

Posted on February 24, 2012 by asknod

How’s this for a conundrum wrapped in an enigma. The BVA IRIS’d me back today and said “Dude,  that claim departed  via Pony Express to the Atlanta RO and you’ll have to call them at …800-827-1000”. Right. So why is … Continue reading →

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BVA-Yo! Remember me?

Posted on February 22, 2012 by asknod

I called the BVA on their secret number yesterday and talked with a really nice gal named Cybil.  Yes, she actually told me her name. We talked for almost 15 minutes about my claims and their non-progress. She did indicate … Continue reading →

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.30-’06 Chrysler.

Posted on February 19, 2012 by asknod

Have you ever had bad luck? Not serious bad luck like Hep. but like humorous, expensive bad luck? Imagine deer hunting. I always hunt with a modern firearm as opposed to black powder. Its far more convenient to have the … Continue reading →

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School Buses

Posted on February 13, 2012 by asknod

This has nothing to do with why this site is here, but I couldn’t resist. Japanese School buses: But wait, there’s more…   In the same vein, From India… And we call where when we have a computer problem? What’s … Continue reading →

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WOMENS’ PREROGATIVE

Posted on February 12, 2012 by asknod

I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite. I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth. I tried this … Continue reading →

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2012 CFC–360 C BY NOODLEDUDE©

Posted on February 12, 2012 by asknod

The Appeals Universe is a dangerous place to be for the novice. There are  Black Holes that can make appeals stretch out into light years. Just imagine being trapped in the Remand zone from the AMC!  That’s right, Joe Veteran. … Continue reading →

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INNOVATIVE VETERANS

Posted on February 11, 2012 by asknod

When the going gets tough the tough get going In this new economy, bold initiatives are called for. Thinking outside of the box is critical to success. Being able to see a trend and seize the high ground is often … Continue reading →

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IRISH BIRTH CONTROL

Posted on February 10, 2012 by asknod

 Irish Birth Control Mrs.  Donovan was walking down  O’Connell  Street in Dublin when  she  met up with Father Flaherty. The  Father said, “Top o’ the mornin’ to  ye! Aren’t ye Mrs. Donovan and  didn’t I marry ye and yer Hoosband  two years ago?” … Continue reading →

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Golf–TIGER AND STEVIE

Posted on February 9, 2012 by asknod

Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar. Tiger turns to Stevie and says, “How’s the singing career going?” Stevie replies, “Not too bad. How’s the golf?” Woods replies, “Not too bad, I’ve had some problems with my swing, … Continue reading →

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SMC-K WARNING

Posted on February 8, 2012 by asknod

Some of you are rated for SMC-K at $99.00/month on top of any other rating. This may include a variety of disorders to include loss of one hand or one foot. It also is paid for loss of use of … Continue reading →

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