Category Archives: Humor

USPS–TESTICULAR COFFEE BREAK

Posted on May 23, 2012 by asknod

  COFFEE AND TESTICLES A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.” “Ok, Have you ever been in the military … Continue reading →

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VAMC–DENTAL CLINIC

Posted on May 23, 2012 by asknod

Last fall I was in the waiting room at the American Lake VAMC dental clinic. I always get appointments for the first opening of the day. If you’ve ever been there, you’d understand. Just because you have an appointment for … Continue reading →

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MY TRUCK’S BETTER THAN YOUR TRUCK

Posted on May 22, 2012 by asknod

If this doesn’t have you ROFWUG (rolling on floor with uncontrollable giggles), it can’t be done. My wife sells real estate and is constantly amazed at what testosterone poisoning causes. We see examples of home construction all the time as enduring testimonials. … Continue reading →

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Hyperdrive Fences

Posted on May 18, 2012 by asknod

Ever had an electric fence? Ever bumped into one? This one, sent in by Member Robert is absolutely the best one I’ve read in years. The title on the email said I’d laugh until I cried. He wasn’t lying. If … Continue reading →

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MILITARY CANINE ADOPTION PROGRAM

Posted on May 18, 2012 by asknod

Member Chip just sent this in. He acquired his last month and crime in his neighborhood has decreased markedly. Nod– Due to a rise of crime in our neighborhood, we just acquired a guard dog to protect our house.  With the recent … Continue reading →

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How to stop a nightmare.

Posted on May 16, 2012 by asknod

Member Cal sends us this bit of wisdom. For your viewing pleasure, see how to stop a nightmare and nip it in the bud. People ask me why I include these vignettes in a HCV forum and I ask right … Continue reading →

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Jesus In Retrospect

Posted on May 13, 2012 by asknod

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn’t get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went … Continue reading →

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A WOMAN SCORNED

Posted on May 11, 2012 by asknod

Did you ever have to finally decide? Say yes to one and let the other walk by Its not often easy and not often kind Did you ever have to make up your mind? (Lovin’ Spoonful) She could have paid … Continue reading →

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Military Humor

Posted on May 10, 2012 by asknod

This is what a majority of us thought but could never voice during our time in service. I want one.

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K-Vet Shoots Intruder

Posted on May 9, 2012 by asknod

Eighty four year old Fred Ricciutti from Elizabeth, Pennsylvania never figured he’d be punching holes in anybody with his service issue weapon again. Nevertheless the other morning in the wee hours, he had occasion to do just that. It seems one Raymond … Continue reading →

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