Category Archives: Humor

GRANDPA REMINISCES

Member Cal sends us this salty dog. I apologize for the expletive, but in keeping with my desire to avoid censorship, I relent.

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PRAYER FOR GRANDPA

Member Bob-credit where credit is due… Prayer For Grandpa Dear God, Please send clothes to all those poor women on Grandpa’s Computer. Amen

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The Perfect Husband

THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A cellular phone on a  bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins  to talk.  Everyone else in the room stops to … Continue reading

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Welcome to the Hotel Montana

horn·swog·gle  (hôrnswgl) transitive verb. horn·swog·gled, horn·swog·gling, horn·swog·gles Chiefly Northern & Western U.S. To bamboozle; deceive. I have not so fond memories of an old friend who gradually became pathetically power hungry in his own small fiefdom. Roger married Barb to run her life. … Continue reading

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IT ONLY RAINS ON TUESDAYS AND SATURDAYS IN MAUI

On my second vacation to Hawaii in 1993, we went to Maui in June. The wind blows a lot there and really messes with your golf game. I hate that when that happens. We stayed at the beautiful Kaanapali Alii condos … Continue reading

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WALMARTIANS & THE WAR OF 1812

Member (and former Marine) Tombo sends me this one. It’s so priceless I have to share it in its entirety. While I only visit WallyWorld in the fall to get my hunting license, I must admit I, too, see a … Continue reading

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REAL LIFE DARWIN AWARDS

This (or most of it) from members Paul and Leigh. Take 1 (one) Add 1 (one) Stir gently with ® Introduce .45 ACP round into boot being careful to miss steel toe (like that might have helped): Serve with a … Continue reading

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MATH TEST FOR VA RATERS

Much has been written of the legendary boys who do our claims. Many words- complimentary and otherwise- have been employed to voice our feelings. I received this from Member Duane: VA RATER’S MATH TEST 1970– The veteran has been service connected for … Continue reading

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Need Bumper Sticker

I found this on my Facebook page from The Funny Farm. It summarizes a lot of my feelings. I filed it under Darwin Awards not yet realized.

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BLACK HUMOR

I was barbecuing tonight and the funniest thing happened. Part of the crow clan who have been wrecking my corn starts showed up to continue the party. Dumb. Very Dumb. I have a Small Arms Expert Marksmanship ribbon and an incredible … Continue reading

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