Category Archives: Humor

PRAYER FOR GRANDPA

Member Bob-credit where credit is due… Prayer For Grandpa Dear God, Please send clothes to all those poor women on Grandpa’s Computer. Amen

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The Perfect Husband

THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A cellular phone on a  bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins  to talk.  Everyone else in the room stops to … Continue reading

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Welcome to the Hotel Montana

horn·swog·gle  (hôrnswgl) transitive verb. horn·swog·gled, horn·swog·gling, horn·swog·gles Chiefly Northern & Western U.S. To bamboozle; deceive. I have not so fond memories of an old friend who gradually became pathetically power hungry in his own small fiefdom. Roger married Barb to run her life. … Continue reading

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IT ONLY RAINS ON TUESDAYS AND SATURDAYS IN MAUI

On my second vacation to Hawaii in 1993, we went to Maui in June. The wind blows a lot there and really messes with your golf game. I hate that when that happens. We stayed at the beautiful Kaanapali Alii condos … Continue reading

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WALMARTIANS & THE WAR OF 1812

Member (and former Marine) Tombo sends me this one. It’s so priceless I have to share it in its entirety. While I only visit WallyWorld in the fall to get my hunting license, I must admit I, too, see a … Continue reading

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REAL LIFE DARWIN AWARDS

This (or most of it) from members Paul and Leigh. Take 1 (one) Add 1 (one) Stir gently with ® Introduce .45 ACP round into boot being careful to miss steel toe (like that might have helped): Serve with a … Continue reading

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MATH TEST FOR VA RATERS

Much has been written of the legendary boys who do our claims. Many words- complimentary and otherwise- have been employed to voice our feelings. I received this from Member Duane: VA RATER’S MATH TEST 1970– The veteran has been service connected for … Continue reading

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Need Bumper Sticker

I found this on my Facebook page from The Funny Farm. It summarizes a lot of my feelings. I filed it under Darwin Awards not yet realized.

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BLACK HUMOR

I was barbecuing tonight and the funniest thing happened. Part of the crow clan who have been wrecking my corn starts showed up to continue the party. Dumb. Very Dumb. I have a Small Arms Expert Marksmanship ribbon and an incredible … Continue reading

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FRANCHISE OPPORTUNITIES IN AFGHANISTAN

This just in from Member Cal—- FRANCHISE OPPORTUNITY An ex-SEAL team member has recently started his own business in Afghanistan. He’s making land mines that look like prayer mats. It’s doing extremely well. He says prophets are going through the … Continue reading

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