Category Archives: Humor

EMO’S FOOD FOR THOUGHT TODAY

Posted on March 18, 2013 by asknod

This is worthy of Jeff Foxworthy but comes to us from my sweet Air Force brat (and Veteran) friend Emma. It will be the closest I will come to discussing politics here. I would classify it under observations and make … Continue reading →

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CATHOLIC PRIESTS

Posted on March 16, 2013 by asknod

Be all you can be Tom has this winner: A priest was invited to attend a house party. Naturally, he was properly dressed and wearing his Priest’s Collar. A little boy kept staring at him the entire evening. Finally, the … Continue reading →

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TWO OLD ARMY BUDDIES

Posted on March 16, 2013 by asknod

From the joke king in south Pierce County who knows where all the good tattoo parlors are in Da Nang (Tombo)… Russ and Sam, two older Vietnam survivors, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the … Continue reading →

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CYANIDE PRESCRIPTION

Posted on March 11, 2013 by asknod

This just in from Tombo of the Few and the Proud and the Still Alive to talk about it: Sue, a calm, respectable and understanding lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and … Continue reading →

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SIZE 38, PLEASE–IN BLACK

Posted on March 9, 2013 by asknod

Only in America. From Tombo. A Chinese guy goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is … Continue reading →

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FACE STREET JOURNAL

Posted on March 3, 2013 by asknod

And the envelope, please. From Carrie Stiffler, this week’s winner is…. You find some funny stuff on the Facepage.

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PREPARING FOR APRIL FOOLS DAY

Posted on February 23, 2013 by asknod

As most know. April Fools day is not just any day. It’s my birthday. If you were wondering why I’m so twisted, this may explain it. And by virtue of it, I look for really truly outstanding jokes to spring … Continue reading →

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THE CIGARETTE POLICE

Posted on February 21, 2013 by asknod

Once upon a time in sunny southern Orlando (1994), the Nod Family made their second pilgrimage to Disneyland. Unaware at that point of the growing dragon within me, I still drank and smoked. One of my enduring joys was to savor the … Continue reading →