From the joke king in south Pierce County who knows where all the good tattoo parlors are in Da Nang (Tombo)…

Russ and Sam, two older Vietnam survivors, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss the world’s problems.

One day Russ didn’t show up. Sam didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Russ hadn’t shown up for a week or so, Sam really became worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Sam didn’t know where Russ lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month or more passed, and Sam figured he had seen the last of Russ. There had been no mention in the obituaries either. Sam approached the park that morning and — lo and behold — there sat Russ in perfect health!

Sam was very excited and happy to see him and told him  as much.  Nevertheless, he couldn’t refrain from expressing his concern.

“For crying out loud Russ, what in the world happened to you?”

Russ confessed that he’d been in jail.

“Jail? For what? Old parking tickets?”

“Well,” Russ said, “you know Candy, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?”

“Sam allowed as how he knew “Eye-Candy” as they called her.

“Well,  last month she filed rape charges against me. Being 89 years old and a ground pounder, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled guilty”.

“It backfired on me. The judge wasn’t buying it and gave me 30 days for perjury.” 

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  1. dknees4 says:

    your crazy…!!!

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