Category Archives: Humor

DETROIT JOBS

Posted on October 7, 2013 by asknod

Member Bruce (Tip of the Spear) from Georgia sends us this one. Absolutely priceless and probably all too true. Bob was sitting on a plane waiting to fly to Detroit when a fellow took the seat beside him. The guy … Continue reading →

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THE OLD KOREAN WAR VET

Posted on October 3, 2013 by asknod

The  86-year-old Vet went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up… The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the old boy says ,’Things are great and I’ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with … Continue reading →

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MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE RANCH

Posted on October 2, 2013 by asknod

It is with great pleasure that I introduce my new BFF Squarebob Pumpkinpants and his playmates. They have been long in the growing and if not for Rick of Stardust Radio fame, the idea for Squarebob would not have arisen. … Continue reading →

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FACEPLACE

Posted on September 23, 2013 by asknod

This one says it all. Must be one of those Happy Halloween things early.  

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KIDNEY STONES

Posted on September 23, 2013 by asknod

Sorry if it appears I went on vacation. I actually did. Just got out of the hospital this morning. I crumped last Wednesday and was in the ER by Friday morning. It felt like the ugly return of the small … Continue reading →

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DRV REQUESTS REMUNERATIONS FOR BENZENE CANCER

Posted on September 18, 2013 by asknod

Government officials in Ho Chi Minh city, Democratic Republic of Vietnam, today formally announced they will be seeking remunerations from the United States for Benzene pollution and the concomitant resulting cancers associated with it in numerous Northern Vietnamese fishermen. Apparently, … Continue reading →

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VETS OVER THE HILL

Posted on September 18, 2013 by asknod

Some of you guys still want to play macho tough guy and prove you still have your six pack abs like Ranger school. In order to help you, member WGM has spotted this new Texas technique guaranteed to take you … Continue reading →

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SYRIAN AIR OPS PATCHES OUT

Posted on September 17, 2013 by asknod

Preliminary Air Force Search and Rescue teams are gearing up for duty picking up downed airmen in the event of an air/ground war with Syria. In conjunction with the French, we’ve agreed in principle to provide all the Pave Low … Continue reading →

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MARK HUMOR

Posted on September 11, 2013 by asknod

Member Mark wishes to brighten our day and sends me these. I have to share them with you because it reminds me of reading RO and BVA decisions where they employ boilerplate language and then don’t bother to read what … Continue reading →

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ARMY’S NEW FACEPAGE

Posted on September 9, 2013 by asknod

While perusing the news this morning, I found this keeper from France on their Girl Scouts Pour le Résistance. Seems they are raring to go to Syria as long as we do the heavy lifting. I say we split it … Continue reading →

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