1451560_10201853827759933_590454558_nThat’s right. For the Vet who has everything. These guys are so hard to shop for.  New.338 Win. Mag w/ 4X9 Redfield tube? Got a nice semi two years ago. Electric Heated boots by Tesla? Been there. Got ’em. Four-wheeler swamp buggy/duck boat? Bought it custom. Heated deer blind with kegtap/beerholders and patented Hydroswirl® Jets every six inches? I don’t think so. 

That right. For just a cool $1.3 mil, we’ll chopper this 8 foot baby in to the lower 48 (check rates for Hawaii/Alaska 10% more) and have it set up on the morning of the hunt. Up to three moves allowed over two weeks of rut. Excludes final take down, dealer prep, destination fees, geographical offsets for fuel surcharges and all local taxes applicable. Does not include EPA permitting or BLM/DNR authorization. Beer included (please specify tap or bottle).

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