VA DRO from Oakland, Calif. Larry
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VA Under Secretary for Explanations Allison  “Wonder Woman” Hickey proudly announced with much fanfare today that VA has added the long -awaited popular eHarmony© website to their equally  popular VA website eBennefits®. Hickey explained:

“This just seemed like the perfect way to form a bond between rater and claimant-in an ex parte fashion of course. We hope that by introducing this concept that we’ll connect the two at least once every two or three years or by the time we finally finish their claim. Claims happen so fast now it’s hard to guarantee they will. Veterans need to know we’re committed to giving them the very best service in a timely manner.  We think it’s is a marriage made in Heaven. It will put the ‘human’ element back in that some feel is missing at VA.”

eHarmony®’s decision  to partner with VA was highly doubtful until the founder, Dr. Neil Clark Warren, was convinced there would be a wall between the two that would not blossom into a love relationship. VA officials assured him that would never happen  and the corporation gave its blessing several months later.

To get the telephone app and share it with your fellow Vets, contact the VA Prize Redemption Center at 800-827-1000 and tell them you want the VA eHarmony telephone app. You can also get the ringtone absolutely free at the same time. Just mention the promo code ULUZR.com.

Ed. Note:  Dude, I checked it out and it’s legit. Here’s a screenshot of the eBenefits homepage and it’s down there on the right side under Most Popular Features. Click on it to get it to magnify. Well, shoot. I guess its popular. Duh? Everybody wants to, like, you know, bond with their significant rater. Got the ringtone too.  Awesome. I was so like this is going to be bogus, dude but it’s too cool for school. My eHarmony app says the rater will be contacting me in like, well, real soon it says, so how long can that be?