Washington, DC Chinese Embassy and temporary VA records suppository, er, repository.

As most know, it has finally been disclosed that we have been getting some “supplementary help” from some of our sotto voce allies in the war on the backlog.  A former VA weenie in security reveals that the Chinese have been hacking into the VA computers on a regular basis and (gasp) viewing Vet’s files. Since no one at VA has a clue as to whether they have been tampering with them or absconding with them outright, it can rightfully be assumed that this is probably the reason for the backlog. VA has now admitted as much.

VA Under Secretary for Excuses Allison “in Wonderland” Hickey recently held a press briefing after the cat got out of the bag. This appears to be an attempt to squelch this in the bud before the maniac mainstream media begins yet another assault on VA for their intransigence and refusal to “git ‘er done”.

Veterans who have been experiencing an extensive delay in having their claims adjudicated are advised to call the Chinese Embassy in Washington D.C. at 202-495-2266 and ask for Ling “Temco” Vaut. He apparently is the go-to guy for VA Affairs, or at least the only one there who will admit to knowing anything about it.

Availability of your files, if they admit they currently have them, is on a first-come, first-serve basis. Completeness of the records hinges entirely on how well the night’s hacking went and if their personnel were disturbed or detected during the downloads. Nota bene: The Chinese make no promises about any of this. The Asknod crew did not pressure them to admit or deny anything. Since we’re all in this together, the take is “The enemy of mine enemy is my friend”.

Additionally, all records that were burned up during the 1973 fire in St. Louis are now available on line at the Ministry of Foreign Affairs at http://www.fmprc.gov.cn/eng/ . They were able to access and reconstruct these valuable documents from files found at the VA’s DC office which were ” formerly unavailable for viewing” in the words of a GS-12 who refused to be identified.

Our allies in China want Vets to know they share our concerns and are diligently trying to help reduce the backlog, too. Chinese employees are working overtime and weekends in a concerted effort with VA to make sure we are properly and promptly remunerated and thus helping to further destabilize the US currency. Mr. Vaut assures me that the intent is to help Vets.

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