Welcome to Virtual Gardener. You’ll be happy to be here soon. The rewards program is very liberal. Plant the whole back forty and we’ll even throw in a virtual tractor to rototill the weeds down. 

Silver Queen virtually ready to plant

Corn as far as the eye can see will soon be at your fingertips

Virtual corn just waiting to be planted

Yes, and now you, too can grow your virtual food in your temperature-controlled greenhouse year-round! Simply click on the request and I’ll get you started with your virtual Farm as well. You’ll get to raise virtual corn, carrots and peas. Don’t forget those important greens and dill as well. Celery is a must and there’s plenty of room in this baby for more. In fact, with my virtual garden, you have unlimited space to grow all manner of veggies. Pak Choy? Ne problemo. Lime Basil? Got you covered.

Call or text in the next 15 minutes and you also get this virtual gardener’s assistant absolutely FREE.

No muss, no fuss and you never get your hands dirty.

You also get a starter kit with one virtual horse and goat. You can name them yourself! Just imagine the fun you’ll have virtually feeding them twice a day. Click on the animal sounds icon and they’ll wake you up in the morning at whatever time you set them for.

Feed bills won’t put a hole in your wallet with these guys

I’m virtual!

Don’t be fooled by cheap substitutes and cardboard cutouts. We can put you into this baby for just pennies a day. Imagine waking up to the gentle Naaaaaaaaaaaaah of your brand new goat. If you bend over to pick something up, he’ll virtually butt you in the butt. Think of the fun you’ll have showing pictures of him to your friends.  Get started now.