CYANIDE PRESCRIPTION


This just in from Tombo of the Few and the Proud and the Still Alive to talk about it:

Sue, a calm, respectable and understanding lady went into the pharmacy,  walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”

The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

Sue replied, “I need it to poison my husband Phil.”

The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he explained, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband, That’s against the law!   I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things  will happen. Absolutely  not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

 Sue reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of Phil in bed with the  pharmacist’s wife.

 The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Oh, you didn’t  tell me you had a prescription.”

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1 Response to CYANIDE PRESCRIPTION

  1. Denise's avatar Denise says:

    Of course she has a prescription…..!!!!!!!! That’s what they give you for that particular condition..!!

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