YOU HAD ONE JOB


Member Tom sends this in. I love it. Everyone trains to be good at what they do. Everyone practices it if they don’t do it every day. Eventually you get reaaaaally good at it and really don’t need to practice anymore. You’ve graduated to Jedi Master and the Force is strong in you.

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You no longer need a minder.

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You had to get it right. You were allowed to cheat and use Phonics if you wanted to.

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There was no pressure to get it done like yesterday

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They made you manager of the new store and all you had to do was get it right. Keep the fish alive. Check to make sure all the new merchandise was correctly labeled and priced…

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You were entrusted with the new ad campaign and decided to prove your product floated, or was bulletproof. Field tested-good to go.

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Don’t all of you feel immensely better knowing others make mistakes worse than you?

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2 Responses to YOU HAD ONE JOB

  1. Kiedove says:

    These are so funny. I love collections like this. The back page of Consumer’s Reports has (used to?) have a bunch that people sent in.

  2. randy says:

    Loved it

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