Remember the milk commercial where the gal says “I can’t believe you didn’t tell me.” and the husband says “Is this about the time I did in prison?” Member Tom of USS Long Beach fame sends us this classic…

A middle-aged  Vet is shopping at Safeway and notices a good-looking gal waving at him. As he walks over, she greets him.

He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.

So he asks, ‘Do you know me?’

To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’

Now his mind travels back to the only time he had ever been unfaithful to his wife. Knowing he was way too drunk to remember the face, he asks, ‘Were you the stripper from Randy’s sendoff party on his fourth deployment? That one where we made love on the pool table, with all my buddies cheering, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?’

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ‘No, I don’t believe so. I’m your son’s teacher.’