GARAGE DOORS FOR VETS


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This just in from Da Nang Tombo. Everyone wants that unique signature look-one that no one else on the block would dare  copy. Vets, of course, march to the beat of a different drummer. Yes, no ordinary garage door closure will give them that je ne sais quoi they crave more than one of these babies from VETDOORS™.

Imagine pulling up and hitting the opener knowing all your neighbors are drooling with envy. Witness the TV Vans cruising the block looking at your door. Crime will decrease immediately and there will be noticeably less car and pedestrian traffic in your environs.

Choose from these exciting themes:

Air Force 1

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Air Force 2 for the Covert Tactical bunch

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Air Force 3 for the free-spirited:

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Army/ Marines Heavy Metal types.

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Navy (Brown Water)

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Retired AirAm PICs

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See-Bees

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Homesick homies from Pacoima Lowriders Association stationed at Fort Lewis

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$499.00–FOB Detroit. Dealer prep and destination fees may be extra; Fuel Surcharge Mon.-Friday; Insurance is the responsibility of the purchasor: Not responsible for accidents, drive-by shootings or drunks injured by depictions. All images are copyrighted and intellectual property of VETDOORS™. Custom door designs available on request. Aircraft are merely symbolizations and no warranty as to their airworthiness is created or implied in a contract to purchase. Images are not to scale.

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1 Response to GARAGE DOORS FOR VETS

  1. randy's avatar randy says:

    Ohh baby, baby! I would like to have one with a SWAT theme for my door.

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