Ah, the fabled pyramid of Mr. Ponzi fame. Here’s the innocuous, passive model from Paul and his charming wife. Wondering when you were going to get that big payoff from VA? Well, wonder no more, pilgrim. Take the chance out of this upcoming VA payout and pass this on. Here’s the skinny.

This year, December has 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays and 5 Mondays.

This only happens once every 824 years.
The Chinese call it the Money Bag.
Send this to all your friends and enemies as well.

According to the legend, you will receive money in 4 days.

According to Feng Shui, if you do not send it you will stay poor.
I in particular, will not let this opportunity pass by.

So I send it to you with my best wishes. (Just in case it is true!)

Now, let’s put this in perspective. Obviously you want to get in on this. It’s scheduled for December and we all know that means you need extra folding money. I don’t know about Feng and the gang over in China, but this is an opportunity you do not want to miss out on. My take on this is if about 300-400 of you read this (I consider this “passing it on”) then I’m in fat city. So, take it or leave it. The smart money says not to break this chain email. I don’t get too involved in money-making schemes since the Dave Del Dotto cash flow thing bit me in the ass about a decade ago. This, on the other hand, is probably genuine because it only happens every 824 years and Dave wasn’t around back then. Neither was Bernie.

Now, if you want to guarantee it works for you and beyond your wildest dreams, my suggestion is to send me $20.00 (cash only) at:

Nodster

1234 Yellow Brick Road

Oz, Kansas 60609

I will personally put in a good word for you with Mr. Shui and up your chances a thousandfold. Professor and Mrs. Shui have been next door neighbors of ours for years and we are on a first name basis. This offer is only good until the end of the month. After that, we’re all in the hunt for the bucks and may the best Vet win. Please refrain from mentioning this to Mr. Dotto. We are still not on speaking terms. Alas, Bernie is still in the hoosegow and has limited access to computers so he may not get in on this. Personally, I think you should limit this to your Veteran friends and refrain from telling everyone. It stands to reason that if it only comes around every 824 years, we aren’t going to get another swing at it.  J1VO.