Here’s a good one for the Few, the Proud, the Type A personalities of the military. Marines. God’s gift to the Barbary Pirates. Why they were not present recently at the Benghazi Barbecue and Chili Cook off is a mystery. Perhaps (Gen.) Director David Petraeus could illuminate us on this. Oh. That’s right. He’s no longer employed there and cannot be called to testify to much other than the Fifth Amendment now. Which is a terrible shame as they did yeoman service at Tripoli back in 1805. Hell, they even put it to music. Look up “Wild and crazy guys” in the dictionary and you’ll find this.