Great humor. Dude, like I was gonna serve, you know and like, wow, there it was-an opportunity to be like, you know, a pizza delivery guy. How could I pass that up? It was like. you know, fate calling me. I was going to be like a fighter pilot or a general or somebody big, but like, you know, it just wasn’t in the cards. But I wanted to serve. It’s just that I never got around to it. People shouldn’t hold that against me. That’s sooooooo bogus, you know what I’m saying? That’s like, so totally judgmental and I don’t do judgmental. People should like me for who I am, dude.
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Bros before Joes is a disgrace ripe for lawsuits and organized bitch slapping. Maybe get invited to the white house for a new charter and some ole billy beer?
“I almost thought about joining the Navy for a while, but if I did join the service, I would have gone into the Army. I’m just kind of hardcore like that. Shooting bad guys in the face—that’s the life for me. If I wanted it.”
LOL!!!