JACK DANIELS FISHING STORY


More from Michigan Bob. This is entirely believable. Most snakes hear you coming and beat feet. Most. Not our friend the Water Moccasin. They come to you knowing you are a potential meal.

Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth. Frogs are good

bass bait. 

 

Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in its mouth,

I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in

my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting

bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey

in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp. I released the snake into the lake without incident and carried on fishing, using the frog. 

 

Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that damn snake…with

two more frogs.

 

Life is good in the South. Now, if we’d just won the war…

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3 Responses to JACK DANIELS FISHING STORY

  1. Leigh & Paul's avatar Leigh & Paul says:

    Love it

  2. shutupdad's avatar Andrew says:

    I learned snakes like jack daniels from listening to Pantera.

  3. Randy's avatar Randy says:

    Good one

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