Every once in a while you have one of those “Awwww! How cute is that?” moments even if you’re a guy. My friends Chip and Julie took in a glue factory horse and she’s gorgeous with bad feet. One of her eyes is brown, the other cerulean blue. It’s rather disconcerting-like Marty Feldman’s were. The last thing they expected was a twofer. Nevertheless, Jewel wasn’t lazy and fat. She was pregnant. The farrier said she needed to go on a diet. So they cut back her c rations and started exercising her for short trots around the property. Look what showed up.

Now imagine if both your eyes looked like that. Ladies and gentleman Vets, I would like the pleasure of introducing you to last week’s latest edition of the 2012 Mustang-the son of Jewel.

Is that too cool for school or what?