Member Chip just sent this in. He acquired his last month and crime in his neighborhood has decreased markedly.

Nod–

Due to a rise of crime in our neighborhood, we just acquired a guard dog to protect our house.  With the recent military cuts overseas, the US government has developed a new program whereby citizens can apply to adopt retired military canines.  The nice part is he is a year old and already fully trained by the US Marine Corps.

I’ve attached some photos of our new family member below

For your safety, UPON ARRIVING AT OUR HOME please call me from the driveway and REMAIN IN YOUR CAR!!!

I don’t know about you guys but I’m going online and get one of these puppies. I wonder if they come with guns?