This just in. Apparently leaked by someone on the SEAL Team who did the dynamic no-knock entry, it was confirmed today that Osama himself called in the location of his hideout. After having been holed up with three wives in excess of five years, he was hoping to retire to Guantanamo and a peaceful tropical place to write his memoirs. Due to peripheral neuropathy associated with his DM2 and failing liver difficulties, he was unable to keep his arms above his head and was inadvertantly shot when he lowered them.
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Veterans Claims Help 
A bullet was the SEAL’s way of informing Mr. bin Laden that Guantanamo was fully booked for the season.
Too bad. 100% for them gets each child and spouse an extra camel.
Do all of the wives qualify for benefits?
Unfortunately not.. He had only been rated P&T for 8 years by the Afghan Veterans Commission. Just another scant two years and all three of them and any dependents under 18 would have had it in the bag. He should have applied earlier back in 2001.