Rye Bread is the Secret

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park
bench one morning.

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even
short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend’s stamina
and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps
your energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said “Do you have any rye bread. She said, “Yes, there’s a whole
shelf of it. Would you like some?” He said, “I want 5 loaves.”

She said, “My goodness, 5 loaves … by the time you get to the 3rd
loaf, it’ll be hard”

The old boy looks down and shakes his head …”Jez. What gives?  Everybody knows about this shit but me.”