Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

Red Cross Contributions

Posted on March 18, 2012 by asknod

The Red Cross representative called us asking if we could contribute to the floods in Pakistan this year. I told her we’d love to but our garden hose only reaches the end of the driveway.

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Speeding in Texas

Posted on March 17, 2012 by asknod

TOP THIS ONE FOR A SPEEDING TICKET IN KINGSVILLE , TEXAS Two Texas Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speed enforcement on Highway 77, just south of Kingsville, Texas. One of the officers was using a hand-held radar device to check speeding … Continue reading →

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RETURN TO SENDER–MEDRECS UNKNOWN

Posted on March 15, 2012 by asknod

Occasionally the VA has a little slip up. Member Loyal sends us this little tidbit from the Land of the Fruits, the Nuts and the Grapes: SACRAMENTO, CA – The Department of Veterans Affairs is reviewing policies and procedures after a … Continue reading →

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Thought for the Day

Posted on March 13, 2012 by asknod

This from brownwater Squid member Jimbo: I was sitting at a traffic light yesterday, minding my own business, waiting for it to turn green. A carload of young, loud Muslims shouting anti-American slogans including ‘death to all infidels’ stopped next … Continue reading →

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World War II & ½

Posted on March 9, 2012 by asknod

Back in 1949, the Tacoma VFW petitioned the U.S Army to gift or loan them a  cannon   for the yard ornament in downtown Tacoma. In 2012 parlance, this is called bric-a-brac or yard furniture.  The Army obliged with a … Continue reading →

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2013 Energy-Efficient Street-Legals

Posted on March 9, 2012 by asknod

In keeping with our commitment to Vets who hit the Lotto with the VA like Leroy Macklem, we always like to bring you the latest in muscular continental offerings. Yes, if you’ve suddenly got 500K burning a hole in your pocket, you … Continue reading →

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Quote For The Day-March 9th

Posted on March 9, 2012 by asknod

Getting in an argument with a woman is like being arrested —– Anything you say can and will be used against you

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There Is A God

Posted on March 8, 2012 by asknod

I won’t get down in the weeds with  this but there must be a God. Everyone worships to the beat of a different drummer. Hunting and gardening to me are very much alike. They just entail shopping in a different … Continue reading →

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Slight Delays at CBOCs

Posted on March 5, 2012 by asknod

I drove by Bremerton, Washington’s VA Community Based Outpatient Clinic on my way to a doctor’s appointment and noticed this. Apparently there are only four doctors now, so some delays are possible. I suggest calling ahead to confirm any appointments … Continue reading →

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Everything But The Kitchen Sink

Posted on March 5, 2012 by asknod

This must be a “women” thing. Do any of you guys suffer this problem?  Over the last six months it’s  become harder and harder to get to the sink and do dishes. Now, with orchids heralding the beginning of spring, … Continue reading →

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