Tag Archives: Veterans Humor

AIR CAV FOREVER

Posted on June 22, 2012 by asknod

A SHORT DISSERTATION ON THE THEORY OF FLIGHT Back in the early 70s when I took my summer vacations in sunny Southeast Asia, we were constantly taken aback by fanatics of rotary wing aircraft. Being Air Force and sane, we … Continue reading →

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GRANDPA REMINISCES

Posted on June 20, 2012 by asknod

Member Cal sends us this salty dog. I apologize for the expletive, but in keeping with my desire to avoid censorship, I relent.

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VA DOG AND PONY SHOW IN DETROIT JUNE 26-28

Posted on June 19, 2012 by asknod

This was just tweeted to me. It’s priceless. Wow. We can get instant access to everything–except a job. What kind of tobacco have they been smoking? Next thing they’ll be handing out prophylactics too. How about lollipops with “I’m a VA sucker” … Continue reading →

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PRAYER FOR GRANDPA

Posted on June 19, 2012 by asknod

Member Bob-credit where credit is due… Prayer For Grandpa Dear God, Please send clothes to all those poor women on Grandpa’s Computer. Amen

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The Perfect Husband

Posted on June 18, 2012 by asknod

THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.  A cellular phone on a  bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins  to talk.  Everyone else in the room stops to … Continue reading →

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Welcome to the Hotel Montana

Posted on June 16, 2012 by asknod

horn·swog·gle  (hôrnswgl) transitive verb. horn·swog·gled, horn·swog·gling, horn·swog·gles Chiefly Northern & Western U.S. To bamboozle; deceive. I have not so fond memories of an old friend who gradually became pathetically power hungry in his own small fiefdom. Roger married Barb to run her life. … Continue reading →

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IT ONLY RAINS ON TUESDAYS AND SATURDAYS IN MAUI

Posted on June 13, 2012 by asknod

On my second vacation to Hawaii in 1993, we went to Maui in June. The wind blows a lot there and really messes with your golf game. I hate that when that happens. We stayed at the beautiful Kaanapali Alii condos … Continue reading →

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WALMARTIANS & THE WAR OF 1812

Posted on June 12, 2012 by asknod

Member (and former Marine) Tombo sends me this one. It’s so priceless I have to share it in its entirety. While I only visit WallyWorld in the fall to get my hunting license, I must admit I, too, see a … Continue reading →

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REAL LIFE DARWIN AWARDS

Posted on June 8, 2012 by asknod

This (or most of it) from members Paul and Leigh. Take 1 (one) Add 1 (one) Stir gently with ® Introduce .45 ACP round into boot being careful to miss steel toe (like that might have helped): Serve with a … Continue reading →

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NW HABITAT FOR HUMIDITY

Posted on June 4, 2012 by asknod

While the rest of the world swelters, we in the Northwest seem destined to rust. With all the rain and cloudy days here, our temperatures have plummeted into the high 50s to the low sixties. Cupcake had to knit little … Continue reading →

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