Category Archives: Humor

OSAMA SAID TO HAVE ATTEMPTED SURRENDER

Posted on May 8, 2012 by asknod

This just in. Apparently leaked by someone on the SEAL Team who did the dynamic no-knock entry,  it was confirmed today that  Osama himself called in the location of his hideout. After having been holed up with three wives in … Continue reading →

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SNORKELING IN HAWAII

Posted on May 5, 2012 by asknod

For Member Leigh who enjoys my warped humor Everybody’s been to Hawaii, right? I went there in 82 for my divorce honeymoon.   The second time was to get over a particularly rotten relationship that went south over drugs- a … Continue reading →

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VA–FREE MONEY-COME AND GET IT

Posted on April 30, 2012 by asknod

Member Randy sends us this post today. This was on the Veterans Report Website. Almost choked on dinner laughing at the naivete. Compensation for Vietnam Veterans Week of April 30, 2012 Nearly 2.6 million Americans who served in Vietnam are … Continue reading →

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Tall Tales From Texas

Posted on April 29, 2012 by asknod

Member Tom sends this to us and he isn’t even from Texas. The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told … Continue reading →

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MATING ELEPHANTS

Posted on April 29, 2012 by asknod

Things you need to know about vA decisons and the process behind them that few Vets see or hear about.  vA decisions are promulgated at a very high level. vA decisions are only arrived at after a suitable period   … Continue reading →

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Name That VA Tool

Posted on April 28, 2012 by asknod

 CAN YOU NAME THIS OLD TOOL? Thought you would enjoy this                                                   educational moment in VA … Continue reading →

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Cow, Ant & Old Vet

Posted on April 28, 2012 by asknod

                      A cow, an ant and an old Vet are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, “I give 20 quarts of milk every … Continue reading →

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Rainmaker Jokes

Posted on April 28, 2012 by asknod

Member Cal sent me this pearl this morning. I love good humor that involves gambling or guns. Liquor used to be included but I find no humor in not being allowed to drink.  The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him … Continue reading →

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FEMALE ENGAGEMENT TEAMS

Posted on April 25, 2012 by asknod

An article in this morning’s paper caught my eye. I give it the A.E. Neuman award for this month. The Army utilizes women (usually NCOs) as an interface in situations where they enter villages. The old program was  labeled Lioness … Continue reading →

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Phone From Hell

Posted on April 21, 2012 by asknod

Member Cal sent me this. No, he’s not from Californicatia. That’s his Christian name. Not Calvert or Calvin. Just plain old Cal. I didn’t buy that so  I asked to check his birth certificate, too. He refused just like they … Continue reading →

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