Category Archives: Humor

AND THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY

Posted on July 8, 2013 by asknod

This little snippet from member  MapleFrank. Looks like Panetta or Hagel’s been sniffing too much Galaxy Glue. Jez, pretty soon we’ll be allowing dogs and predator drones to wear uniforms, too. Most importantly, is it regulation black?

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THE WISDOM OF JUNIUS P. LONG

Posted on July 7, 2013 by asknod

“If we concentrated on the really important things in life there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.” Brownwater Jimster sends me this to share with you. As most know, I tread lightly on political subjects because they are, like religion, … Continue reading →

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JIMBO JOKETIME

Posted on June 27, 2013 by asknod

Brownwater Jim is at it again. Two 90-year-old Vets from WW2, Phil and Joe, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Phil was dying, Joe visited him every day. One day Joe said, “Phil, we … Continue reading →

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STRAWBERRIES WITH DOWN’S SYNDROME

Posted on June 24, 2013 by asknod

While picking strawberries this year, I’ve noticed some genetic throwbacks. Apparently the gene pool is a little shallow when you let the same plants fester and reproduce  for years  on end unsupervised with no mitigation. Our family strawberry tree is … Continue reading →

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PROPER DIET FOR GOOD HEALTH

Posted on June 16, 2013 by asknod

Member and brown water Navy maniac (Mekong- not whiskey) Jimbo sends us this informative “gotta have it”. Jim, by the way, is married. ~~A Doctor was addressing a large audience: “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to … Continue reading →

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BOLDLY GOING SOMEWHERE

Posted on June 14, 2013 by asknod

Member Mark, soon to be a citizen of Washington State, sends us this gem. The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced … Continue reading →

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PROOF OF PEROXIDE POISONING

Posted on June 4, 2013 by asknod

 Member Mark of the club sends us this one. 

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50 YEARS AGO

Posted on May 31, 2013 by asknod

Fifty years ago or thereabouts, a lot who read these words were asked what they could do for their country rather than the obverse. I now wish to restate that. I think everyone misheard it and disremember it.

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POLITICIAN IN TRAINING

Posted on May 29, 2013 by asknod

Fellow member of the Autoimmune hepatitis club Mark sends me this daisy.  An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: “Want coffee.” He gets the Indian … Continue reading →

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MARINE VET’S HUMOR

Posted on May 28, 2013 by asknod

I wonder if Marines have an identity crisis. I mean  which is it? Are you an inferior member of the Navy or a stand alone? Marines, as a group, are not who I’d want to get into a disagreement with after … Continue reading →

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