A Prince’s Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a Prince asked for the hand of a beautiful Princess.
“Will you marry me?”
The Princess immediately said, “No!”
The Prince decided to stay single and rode motorcycles, dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, hunted and fished, raced cars, went to titty bars, dated ladies half his age, drank whisky, beer, and Captain Morgan, never heard any bitching, never paid child support or alimony, dated cheerleaders, kept his house and guns, ate spam, potato chips and beans, blew enormous farts, never got cheated on while he was at work, and had lots of dogs that slept with him in his bed.
All his friends and family thought he was too cool for school; he had tons of money in the bank, left the toilet seat up, and lived happily ever after.