Jingle bells

My old Marine and I have spent a lot of time in medical waiting rooms this past month, reading magazines.  I took the December American Legion Magazine home with me from the free pile at the VA.  Here are a few cute jokes to share from the last page, Parting Shots.

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

THIS HOLIDAY SEASON, in lieu of gifts, I’ve decided to give everyone my opinion.

‘TWAS THE NIGHT before Christmas, and all through the house, everyone was on their phones.

THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY, is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t seen in 20 minutes.


Kiedove (guest author)

Update: Active service military in Iraq were visited by the President and First Lady today.  Regardless of how we may feel about how things are going, the Twitter video of the event is moving; the genuine pleasure on the faces of the men and women serving is precious. Watch it and feel proud to be American (again) and renewed in our efforts to support veterans and support world peace. Visits from our elected officials to war zones are so important at holidays and all year. 

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2 Responses to Jingle bells

  1. Karen s says:

    I love Christmas now. My kids make tons more money than I do. Merry Christmas.

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