crusty old Marine

Imagine if you can, a groundpounder with airborne wings coming up with a good Marine joke without an Air Force member present to translate it into recognizable, written English. Nevertheless, that is what happened. I’m calling Ripley’s. They’ll never believe it. From the law offices of LawBob.

A minister was seated on a plane bound from Hong Kong to the US with a stopover in Honolulu .

After the stopover a crusty old Marine boarded and as fate would have it, he was seated next to the minister.

 After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

 The flight attendant asked the Marine if he wanted a drink. The Marine told her a Rum & Coke would be fine, which was prepared and placed before him.

 The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

 He replied in disgust….. “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”

 The old Marine quickly handed his drink back to the attendant and said, ” Whoa there darlin’. You didn’t tell me we had a choice.”

National Museum of the Marine Corps Today