Brownwater Jim of the Dirty Delta sends us this gem. I think he drank too much of the Mekong River to be honest. His brand of humor is cancerous. It metastasizes and causes uncontrollable laughter.

American Airlines Flight 1492 is well on it’s way to Chicago when a young blonde gal up and moves to the First class and plunks down. The attendant watches all this surreptitiously and finally approaches her to look at her ticket. Informed that her Economy fare will not permit this, the blonde summarily announces:

“Im blonde. I’m hot. I’m going to Chicago and I’m not moving.”

The attendant promptly goes forward to the flight deck and explains the problem. The Copilot goes back, tries to excavate her and runs into the same blonde brick wall. Seeing he’s wasting his time, he returns forward.

After a hurried confab with the attendant, the copilot prepares to contact the Chicago tower and request the police meet their arrival at the gate. The Pilot, an old Air Force fighter jock perks up and  inquires ” Whoa. You say she’s blonde? Shoot. No problem. I speak blonde. I’ll handle it.”

Assuming he’s going to miss out on a teaching moment, the copilot quickly sets the 767 on autopilot and peeks back into First Class. The Pilot jauntily walks up to the class-challenged blonde, leans over and whispers in her ear.

She promptly jumps up and apologized to the pilot and returns to her former seat in Economy.

The pilot comes back to the cockpit and settles back in to his seat. The copilot, flight engineer and stewardess all cajole him into divulging his secret.

“What on earth did you say to provoke that response, Captain?”

I told her First class wasn’t going to Chicago”

Happy Veterans Day. No blondes were harmed in the making of this joke.