This just in from member and neighbor Mark- formerly of Mexifornia as he fondly remembers it.

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,

people who live in or are from northeast Alabama, north Georgia, Kentucky, Tennessee and West Virginia will no longer be referred to as  ‘HILLBILLIES’. You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore,

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY 

CORRECT:

1. She is not a ‘BABE’ or a ‘CHICK’ – She is a

BREASTED AMERICAN.  ‘

2. She is not ‘EASY’ – She  is

‘HORIZONTALLY  ACCESSIBLE.’

3. She is not a ‘DUMB  BLONDE’ – She is a

‘LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF  THE INFORMATION

SUPERHIGHWAY.’

4. She has not ‘BEEN  AROUND’ – She is a

‘PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED  COMPANION.’

5. She does not ‘NAG’ you  – She becomes

‘VERBALLY  REPETITIVE.’

6. She is not a ‘TWO-BIT  HOOKER’ – She is a

‘LOW COST  PROVIDER.’

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY 

CORRECT:

1. He does not have a  ‘BEER GUT’ – He has developed a

‘LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE  FACILITY.’

2. He is not a ‘BAD  DANCER’ – He is

‘OVERLY  CAUCASIAN.’

3.. He does not ‘GET LOST  ALL THE TIME’ – He

‘INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE  DESTINATIONS.’

4. He is not ‘BALDING’ –  He is in

‘FOLLICLE  REGRESSION.’

5. He does not act like  a ‘TOTAL  ASS’ –

He develops a case of

RECTAL-CRANIAL  INVERSION.’

6. It’s not his ‘CRACK’ you see hanging out  of his pants –

It’s

‘TROUSER  CLEAVAGE.’

Well, I for one would like to thank Mark for clearing the air on that one.