SYRIAN AIR OPS PATCHES OUT


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Preliminary Air Force Search and Rescue teams are gearing up for duty picking up downed airmen in the event of an air/ground war with Syria. In conjunction with the French, we’ve agreed in principle to provide all the Pave Low rescue choppers and extrication of pilots shot down. 

Towards that end, the good ol’ boys down at the patch factory are busy grinding out something suitable for the flight suits because nothing perks up morale and unit cohesion more than a shiny new patch that very few personnel are issued.

Note the fine detail paid to the “marital aid” device clutched by the eagle’s talons. This patch will become a keeper and much sought after in coming decades. Stock up on them and horde them. Patch collectors have put out a B1 rating on these to buy immediately due to their high resale value and expected scarcity.

A warm thank you goes out to LawBob Legalpants for sending us this. We always like to be the “first responders” for important info on Vets and the military.

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1 Response to SYRIAN AIR OPS PATCHES OUT

  1. mark's avatar mark says:

    LETS PUT IN A BULK ORDER

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