Stop. This is humor. Vegetable humor. Veterans with PTSD humor. Veterans who are still alive and can’t believe it humor. Staring at the phat boy last night, I searched my memory for a time when I’d seen a cuke do this. Nothing came up but the attic is pretty bare these days so that doesn’t mean anything. Click twice on Chubby (above ). It looks like fine green Italian marble. 

From left to right:

1) Normal

2) Dwarfism

3) Scoliosis

4) Ankylosing Spondylitis

5) Hypothyroidism

6) DM2

Check out the Insulin-deprived dude here :