TEXAS RANGER’S EXAM


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A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6′ 2″, strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

 After a stint as a Ranger in the US Army, he applied to Houston where he had only dreamed of working: the Texas Rangers. White hats. A .45 ACP. Cowboy boots. In a word-Heaven.

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After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man’s last interview.

 The Chief Deputy said, “You’re a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an “Attitude Suitability Test”, that you must take before you can be accepted.

We just don’t let anyone carry our badge, son.”

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, “Take this pistol and go out and shoot:

six illegal aliens, six lawyerssix meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit.”

“Why the rabbit?” queried the applicant.

“You pass,” said the Chief Deputy.”When can you start?”

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2 Responses to TEXAS RANGER’S EXAM

  1. david j murphy's avatar david j murphy says:

    AMEN

  2. Kyle Workman's avatar Kyle Workman says:

    Damn that’s hard core.

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