DRIVE THRU WINDOWS NOW AT MAJOR VAROs


In an attempt to speed up the backlog, Veterans Service Center Managers have been instructed to install drive thru windows at all VA Regional Offices as quickly as possible.

Citing the need for improved claims processing, Fully Developed Claims (FDCs)can now be dropped off without a long trip to the VSO at the mall. Yes, you be stylin’ in the hood when you pull up in your ride completely prepared with a FDC CD with your claim safely burned in.

When queried about how much time it was purported to save in Oakland , the VSCM  Ulrike Willamon was noncommittal. She toyed with the idea of about .003 days and maybe slightly more but pointed out the confidence it would induce in claimants: “Doing someting is better dan doing nutting.”

New Waco drive thru with David Koresh "frown"

New Waco drive thru with David Koresh “frown”

New Oakland Drive Thru. Two lanes, no backlog

New Oakland Drive Thru. Two lanes, no backlog

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2 Responses to DRIVE THRU WINDOWS NOW AT MAJOR VAROs

  1. Randy's avatar Randy says:

    Can I super size it and go easy on the french fry salt?

  2. RobertG's avatar RobertG says:

    A safely burned CD from a vso? Duh does me get a receipt too? Appease not please inquiring minds that think this is the best thing since c-rations? Lets see how this get abused or backfires…

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