After reading the writing on the wall and knowing what the new personnel progress report was going to say, Chief of Karaoke John Gingrich reluctantly threw in the towel and announced his intention to fall on his sword for the good of the VBA. This presages a rush for the doors to avoid any legal action from the VAOIG. Bon chance, Johnboy. Human Resources will never be the same without your insane humor. The Patton lookalike gig was your signature to a “T”. They’ll remember you for a long time at the Hilton, bubba.

P.S. We owe this morsel to Shawn. Good sleuthing, sugar.